Oh go on, let's do them. The ratings. Fine.
We certainly didn't deserve that, even if there was a collective nervousness about the tie, and the inevitable shithousery of that cunt Slimeone and his team of expensively assembled Stoke players. Everyone was distraught about Adrian playing too, and with very good fucking reason. But we really should have won; we wasted plenty of chances and their keeper played well, but it's still a bit stupid that we managed to fuck up so many opportunities. And how we paid the price.
Adrian (2) OK, this obviously wasn't Karius levels of fuckery, but it was a level just below. Fucked up a clearance, then fell over while trying to save a slow, low shot from about 25 yards. Then made no effort with the second goal, which any decent keeper should have saved. I don't want to see this capering fucking tit play for us ever again. Cunt.
TAA (7) Made some amends for his shocker in Madrid, with a quality display. Sumptuous passing and wickedly delivered balls deserved more. Had a go himself but the obdurate Oblak was - again - in the way.
Gomez (6) Didn't have that much to do, as AM sat deep and rarely attacked. He dealt with Costa well, and he hardly had a touch. Until Adrian fucked things up, and then seemed a bit deflated and sloppy.
Virgil (6) Pretty calm and composed, demanded the ball and tried to make things happen, but as soon as we went 2-2 on aggregate, he was playing midfield and totally switched off from defensive duties.
Robertson (7) Had a great tussle with Trippier, and forced him to play very deep. A few cracking tackles and was well up for it. Header off the bar was frustrating, although Trippier did well to challenge.
Henderson (7) Started like a train, and the midfield tempo was noticeably higher with the captain back. Great to see, but as he totally ran out of gas and so did our composure. Could have done better with some of his passing, but a solid and welcome return.
Wijnaldum (8) Another vital goal in Europe, and then delivered a turbo-charged dash down the right to set up Firmino's goal. Worked like a Trojan all night.
Chamberlain (8) If you ever wanted to see the embodiment of that cliche "left everything on the pitch" then this was it. He was everywhere, always trying to get us into dangerous areas, driving forward with the ball, taking shots, delivering some great crosses; all-action; non-stop; well played.
Mane (6) Always involved, but occasionally infuriating with his final ball or shot. AM were scared stiff of him, but his best efforts were easily dealt with by Oblak, and two spectacular overhead efforts were high and not so handsome.
Salah (7) Buzzed around like an angry Africanised bee, and caused plenty of problems. Wriggled free twice, but just when we thought we'd see a Salah special in the top corner, the radar went wonky. A shame.
Firmino (7) Dreadful start to the game, he looked almost woozy and his timing was fucked, wasting possession and rarely looking dangerous. Much better in the second half, as he dropped very deep and started tormenting AM. Fucked up a few opportunities, and very nearly fucked up again, but was fortunate that his header off the posts came straight back to him, and he finished well. Finally.
Subs:
Milner (6) Took about 10 seconds to launch into a thumping challenge, and moved the ball about well enough
Can't be arsed with the rest.