Other games this weekend

[Fabio]

I'm not engaging in case it's a whoosh.

But no matter if it's a joke or serious, the following is an appropriate reply to both options

"Fuck me"

 

[doctor_mac]

Between this and Carlsberg being dissed in the Portly bottle incident it's been a bad afternoon for @khl

Hahahaha

 

[tombrown]

My bets this week have been nuts

3-0 Weds
0-0 yesterday
I did loads of stupid little ones yesterday but the best was Citeh half time United full time at 40/1
Today I stuck a tenner on a West Ham draw at 5/1.

And I'm still in me undies on the couch.

Like I said, he only tells us the good bets after the fact

 

[Woland]

My lads have just been levelling the same accusation at me... but I was with one of the @Piedro the other day when I said 3-0 and he still backed 3-1. Some people just won't listen.

 

[Oncy]

My lads have just been levelling the same accusation at me... but I was with one of the @Piedro the other day when I said 3-0 and he still backed 3-1. Some people just won't listen.

Wait......Piedro is your boy!?!? Well fuck me.

 

[Woland]

I was gonna say one of the windies but now I've totally freudianed myself into extra kids

 

[Jack D Rips]

If wilshere goes the world cup it's a fucking joke

Be brilliant though.

 

[Kay Age El]

I think we should buy Andreas Christensen from Chelsea now as he'll become far too expensive after he's won the World Cup with Denmark.

*On a slightly more serious note we should actually buy him now.

 

[Woland]

Harry Kane: Tottenham to appeal for striker to be awarded goal at Stoke

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43693418

 

[manwithnoname]

I thought the Kane claiming the goal thing was just a bit of a laugh and a joke between Spurs players.

How naive.

 

[Fabio]

Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic

All about kane, not about the team clearly

 

[King Binny]

Wouldn't mind either (or both)

 

[Mystic]

Harry Kane: Tottenham to appeal for striker to be awarded goal at Stoke

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43693418

As if we need more evidence to just how small time Tottenham are, well here you go. How does Eriksen feel about his club appealing for him to lose a goal?

 

[Halmeister]

They'll give it to him as well because he's the greatest Englishman since Shakespeare.

 

[Hansern]

Harry Kane looks a bit desperate appealing that. The massive open mouth gobshite cunt.

 

[Halmeister]

Swore on his daughter's life too, apparently. What a cunt.

Hopefully his daughter is a vegetable like him and will be put out of her misery when he's proven to be a liar.

 

[Oncy]

Youd think the league title hung on this you bunch of fucking moaning fannies.

 

[Halmeister]

I don't want the slobbering oaf to get top scorer ahead of our Mo. Which is the reason he's doing this.

 

[Oncy]

Why? Who fucking cares? Seriously?
Thats like something you would be awarded in Match or Shoot magazines.
It means nothing.

 

[Oncy]

Ps-It is funny and fucking embarrassing that a professional footballer is on TV claiming a shot from a team mate grazed him so he should be awarded the goal. I like it though. Shows what cunts footballers are. I like to be reminded now and again.

 

[Fabio]

Ps-It is funny and fucking embarrassing that a professional footballer is on TV claiming a shot from a team mate grazed him so he should be awarded the goal. I like it though. Shows what cunts footballers are. I like to be reminded now and again.

Especially when we're so used to the darlings of our front 3; we need to be reminded how fucking atrocious a majority are

 

[Oncy]

Especially when we're so used to the darlings of our front 3; we need to be reminded how fucking atrocious a majority are

Our front three are cunts too. Give it time.

 

[Halmeister]

Because I want Salah to get the accolades, don't you?

 

[Fabio]

Our front three are cunts too. Give it time.

I'm still in the honeymoon stage, don't be telling me my beloved are whores

 

[Oncy]

Because I want Salah to get the accolades, don't you?

Couldnt give a shit mate.

But if you look at it another way, Madrid will come knocking for a striker in summer. If THREE time top league scorer Kane gets the nod im more than happy.

 

[Oliver Twist]

They'll give it to him as well because he's the greatest Englishman since Shakespeare.

Yeah, like he existed.

 

[Halmeister]

Couldnt give a shit mate.

But if you look at it another way, Madrid will come knocking for a striker in summer. If THREE time top league scorer Kane gets the nod im more than happy.

He'd be on their radar regardless, you'd imagine.

 

[Halmeister]

 

[Hansern]

Swore on his daughter's life too, apparently. What a cunt.

Hopefully his daughter is a vegetable like him and will be put out of her misery when he's proven to be a liar.

 

[Modo]

Not the best quality, but I don't see how its Kanes