Other games 15-21 May. Penultimate round of fixtures

[Halmeister]

We mentioning the bitters tonight or?

 

[Beamrider]

We mentioning the bitters tonight or?

What you talking ‘bout, Willis?

 

[Halmeister]

What you talking ‘bout, Willis?

Gotchya

 

[King Binny]

Just how did this Everton side beat Chelsea, Man Utd and Leicester. 😵 They can count themselves really lucky. Could've been relegated or in deeper shit than now.

 

[MomoWASright]

The stars are aligning.

 

[Halmeister]

Nah they won't go down the spawny twats. Even if they lose this and lose on Sunday. They'll hobble over the line.

 

[Donavan Ried]

Think Leeds will bet Brentford on the final day and Everton will draw with Arsenal. Depends if Can win tonight and pick up a point or better against Newcastle on the final day

 

[King Binny]

Villa seem to be confused. They’re supposed to be shit tonight and then awesome at the weekend. Hope Stevie bollocks them at half time.

Gerrard Buendia got your message

 

[Irishanfield]

Burnley lead at villa

 

[Irishanfield]

Going on to Everton forum for alot of lols

 

[King Binny]

Think Leeds will bet Brentford on the final day and Everton will draw with Arsenal. Depends if Can win tonight and pick up a point or better against Newcastle on the final day

I think Leeds won't be able to beat Brentford. Brentford have won 7, drew 1 and lost 2 in the past 10 games (3 wins out of last 4 home matches, keeping clean sheets in all of them). Stranger things have happened though.

 

[Halmeister]

Yeah Leeds won't get a result at Brentford. Everton are safe.

 

[Halmeister]

Going on to Everton forum for alot of lols

You fool

 

[The Nomad]

It's all gone pete tong

 

[Halmeister]

Them 3 games they won on the bounce against United Leicester and Chelsea saved them. They had to lose at least one of them

 

[Beamrider]

Them 3 games they won on the bounce against United Leicester and Chelsea saved them. They had to lose at least one of them

All three of those teams lost just to piss us off. Even United should beat Everton.

 

[The Nomad]

It's the hope that kills you

 

[Halmeister]

Exactly. Don't bother getting your hopes up

 

[Fallon]

Horrific defending from Palace.

 

[MomoWASright]

Viera the fat cunt. I hope he ends up like the gluttony fella in 7even.

 

[Beamrider]

Amazing comeback… from Hans Segers playing in goal for Palace in the second half.

 

[Halmeister]

We'll never get rid of these cunts

 

[Fallon]

I think pitch invasions should result in a 9 point deduction.

 

[Beamrider]

Objectively, they’re still up the creek financially and will have to sell to steady the ship. Richarlatan will leave this summer plus a few others, and Fat Frank is still their manager.

 

[Woland]

Liked for the bit after the comma

 

[MomoWASright]

Objectively, they’re still up the creek financially and will have to sell to steady the ship. Richarlatan will leave this summer plus a few others, and Fat Frank is still their manager.

I’ve just said the same to my footy mates WhatsApp group.

 

[dee]

I guess we have to console ourselves with, at least, a FIFTY point gap, two Cups, 2nd in the league and a ECL final

Hardship

 

[the count]

They won't know whether to release a DVD or have an open top bus parade

 

[dee]

Do you think they’ll want an open top bus parade to celebrate?

 

[Athens]

They won't know whether to release a DVD or have an open top bus parade

They could go for the open top bus parade and have the bottom half of the table painted on the side, with Everton sitting above the relegation line. Also, as it's an open bus there won't be enough space to include Liverpool half a century of points above them. A win win for the club that doesn't win anything to be a winner but they are winners.