Other forum meltdown watch

[Oncy]

COME ON CHELSEA!!!!

 

[doctor_mac]

COME ON CHELSEA!!!!

*waves plastic blue flag*

 

[Portly]

*racks brains to think of something likeable about Chelsea*

 

[FoxForceFive]

*racks brains to think of something likeable about Chelsea*

Mourinho doesn't manage them.

They're almost certainly going to lose another manager & don't have the resources to buy en masse any more.

They're gonna be in the Europa League next season.

 

[Oncy]

*racks brains to think of something likeable about Chelsea*

They are playing United.

 

[Portly]

Pity the doctor has gone, I used to like her.

 

[Oncy]

Pity the doctor has gone, I used to like her.

Yeah she got her couple of Mill and set up a private practice.
I wish someone could be sexist to me and id get mad pay

 

[Portly]

Yeah she got her couple of Mill and set up a private practice.
I wish someone could be sexist to me and id get mad pay

It's OK for women to be sexist to men, in fact it's encouraged.

 

[doctor_mac]

Yeah she got her couple of Mill and set up a private practice.
I wish someone could be sexist to me and id get mad pay

You fucking male bastard. You can't have babies out your cock you fucking loser.

(That should do it bro. Not sure how you're going to get mad pay tho)

 

[6TimesaRed]

Watch the full meltdown here



Loving his rant about Carrick..

 

[Oncy]

You fucking male bastard. You can't have babies out your cock you fucking loser.

(That should do it bro. Not sure how you're going to get mad pay tho)

*Waits*

 

[Athens]

It's OK for women to be sexist to men, in fact it's encouraged.

We knew a woman who used to rattle on about women not getting the same pay as men etc but whenever she was out on a date she was adamant that the man should pay.

You can't have it both ways, love.

 

[Woland]

You can if you have massive tits.

Unless you're Rosco

 

[Jack D Rips]

*racks brains to think of something likeable about Chelsea*

They're not man utd

 

[jimmy]

Watch the full meltdown here



Loving his rant about Carrick..

Is he Rooney's brother?

Listening to him actually made me want Chelsea to win the FA cup.
It may also keep Conte for another season...

 

[ILD]

I thought Ricky Hatton supported Man City?

 

[doctor_mac]

Watch the full meltdown here



Loving his rant about Carrick..

Just after 4 mins he makes up a new word "his (maureen's) career is dimpering". WTF is that? Half way between a whimper and a dimple? What?

 

[Frogfish]

*racks brains to think of something likeable about Chelsea*

Salah once played for them but now he's ours

 

[Insignificance]

Salah once played for them but now he's ours

Imagine that both Salah and DeBruyne played for them

 

[Avmenon]

They are playing United.

winner

 

[Oncy]

Imagine that both Salah and DeBruyne played for them

Imagine the team they COULD have had but for shit management
De Bruyne
Lukaku
Costa
Salah
Courdrado
Matic
Luis
Schurlle
Bertrand
Mata
Sturridge
Clyne

They sign people for fuck all and make good profit. I dont think they really care about what that player ends up being worth. Its like a bit from the book im reading Brave New World. They just produce millions of them knowing some will be worth a few millions and make money.

Its great for them. Bad for the development of the players though.

Its great because we all get to laugh at them.

12m they sold Salah for TWELVE

 

[Athens]

You can if you have massive tits.

Unless you're Rosco

She did have big tits.

She wasn't fit, though.

 

[StevieM]

In fairness, he's right about everything he says. 2nd means fuck all, they may as well be 4th. And if they lose the FA cup final they'll have had a shit season considering their enormous investment.

Everyone who has been banging on about Utd having a 6 point advantage and Spurs beating us in the league would do well to note our going deep into the CL has skewed the top 4 in a way that doesn't represent the true quality of the teams. We're better than Utd and we're better than Spurs. With some investment, next season I expect us to be miles ahead of them, CL or no.

*cheers from the gallery!!!”

 

[manwithnoname]

Imagine the team they COULD have had but for shit management
De Bruyne
Lukaku
Costa
Salah
Courdrado
Matic
Luis
Schurlle
Bertrand
Mata
Sturridge
Clyne

They sign people for fuck all and make good profit. I dont think they really care about what that player ends up being worth. Its like a bit from the book im reading Brave New World. They just produce millions of them knowing some will be worth a few millions and make money.

Its great for them. Bad for the development of the players though.

Its great because we all get to laugh at them.

12m they sold Salah for TWELVE

They've won the title twice in the last four years. I'd take that over being able to laugh about them selling some great players.

 

[Fabio]

They've won the title twice in the last four years. I'd take that over being able to laugh about them selling some great players.

Whilst true, you could argue they could have won it 4 times if they kept some of those names

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Insignificance]

Looked at Redcafe briefly. Seem like 90% of the threads are variations of Mourinho out 😀

 

[tombrown]

Someone should suggest to the scum board they should do a Everton style survey on what fans think of the manager

 

[Insignificance]

Someone should suggest to the scum board they should do a Everton style survey on what fans think of the manager

Anyone know what the results of that survey was like?

 

[Oncy]

Anyone know what the results of that survey was like?

Sam Allardyce does.