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So.
Crouch
Young
Konchesky
Cordoba
Muntari
Cole
Diarra (the fucking shit one)
Figueroa
Ben Arfa
Toaivinen
Has there ever in all history been a less inspiring bunch of middle of the road cloggers, journey men, has beens and never fucking will be's linked with our great fucking club. Somewhere Bill Shankly has vomited in his grave.
 
no money + hiring Roy Hodgson = trying to make the best out of cheap / journeyman / reserve / youth players.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41598.msg1162024#msg1162024 date=1282747371]
So.
Crouch
Young
Konchesky
Cordoba
Muntari
Cole
Diarra (the fucking shit one)
Figueroa
Ben Arfa
Toaivinen
Has there ever in all history been a less inspiring bunch of middle of the road cloggers, journey men, has beens and never fucking will be's linked with our great fucking club. Somewhere Bill Shankly has vomited in his grave.

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not a young fan?
 
Look at them!!!! Fucking look at our list of potential targets!!! To replace Mascherano, Kuyt and Aquilani.
We've been fucking bum raped somewhere here and I don't even remember being bought flowers.
It's gonna be like bedknobs and fucking broomsticks watching that motley bunch of fucking keystone cops shamble around our glorious home this year. Someone should tell Stevie and Nando to fucking save themselves while they still can!
 
[quote author=Stulikesdrums link=topic=41598.msg1162035#msg1162035 date=1282747813]
It's Luke Young.
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oh...groan...
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41598.msg1162050#msg1162050 date=1282748461]
Look at them!!!! Fucking look at our list of potential targets!!! To replace Mascherano, Kuyt and Aquilani.
We've been fucking bum raped somewhere here and I don't even remember being bought flowers.
It's gonna be like bedknobs and fucking broomsticks watching that motley bunch of fucking keystone cops shamble around our glorious home this year. Someone should tell Stevie and Nando to fucking save themselves while they still can!
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We'll wait a year then sell then on the cheap....
 
Why is everyone going mental and BOOHOOHOO'ing now about what a shit state of affairs we're in?

It was fucking obvious from the moment we knew Benitez was a goner and the mid-table OAP was linked with the job, that this season was going to be fucking painful.

It's hardly a fucking surprise is it?

At least we hung on to Torres for one more season. That's a bonus I wasn't expecting. The rest I was.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41598.msg1162060#msg1162060 date=1282748952]
Why is everyone going mental and BOOHOOHOO'ing now about what a shit state of affairs we're in?

It was fucking obvious from the moment we knew Benitez was a goner and the mid-table OAP was linked with the job, that this season was going to be fucking painful.

It's hardly a fucking surprise is it?

At least we hung on to Torres for one more season. That's a bonus I wasn't expecting. The rest I was.

[/quote]You're a fucking liar! You never once thought Dirk would get sold. Or that our fucking left backs would STILL be Insua and Aurelio. You shut up your lies!
 
You're a fucking liar! You never once thought Dirk would get sold. Or that our fucking left backs would STILL be Insua and Aurelio. You shut up your lies!
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Well, Dirk hasn't gone yet. And we will be replacing Insua. Although it is with Konchesky.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=41598.msg1162064#msg1162064 date=1282749159]
I miss that pre-season child-like excited Oncy.
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The one from about a week ago, you mean? He'll be back.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41598.msg1162060#msg1162060 date=1282748952]
Why is everyone going mental and BOOHOOHOO'ing now about what a shit state of affairs we're in?

It was fucking obvious from the moment we knew Benitez was a goner and the mid-table OAP was linked with the job, that this season was going to be fucking painful.

It's hardly a fucking surprise is it?

At least we hung on to Torres for one more season. That's a bonus I wasn't expecting. The rest I was.

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You know, some people do prefer to try and stay optimistic and hope for the best. Try to see the good in things/people.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=41598.msg1162064#msg1162064 date=1282749159]
I miss that pre-season child-like excited Oncy.
[/quote]*whispers* I'm doing 'a bit' Anita. I'm fine! I thought Bunnyman had outed me earlier but no one noticed!
*winks*
*sees posters approaching*
I MEAN PAUL FUCKING KONCHESKY FFS!!

FML!

*winks at neets*
 
You know, some people do prefer to try and stay optimistic and hope for the best. Try to see the good in things/people.
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Yes, stupid, naive people who get damaged by life very quickly and end up mentally ill.
 
I was holding on to the hope we would have new owners. Now I have to face stupid reality again. It's cold out here and I don't like it.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=41598.msg1162064#msg1162064 date=1282749159]
I miss that pre-season child-like excited Oncy.
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I dunno.
It is usually a harbringer of a dissapointing shit filled season.
Perhaps the reverse will be true this year.
 
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[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=41598.msg1162064#msg1162064 date=1282749159]
I miss that pre-season child-like excited Oncy.
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I dunno.
It is usually a harbringer of a dissapointing shit filled season.
Perhaps the reverse will be true this year.
[/quote]You weren't saying that when we were winning leagues in the 80's you fucking bastard cunt!
 
I dunno.
It is usually a harbringer of a dissapointing shit filled season.
Perhaps the reverse will be true this year.
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Haha

"I'm dead happy with how this summer has gone! Great times ahead!" = A guaranteed unmitigated disaster.
 
[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=41598.msg1162080#msg1162080 date=1282749982]
I dont think the last 3 summer transfer windows were much better than the current one.
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Well, no, not in terms of how they panned out.

But at least we were spending money (albeit on fucking disastrous players) and we didn't lose so many key players.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41598.msg1162079#msg1162079 date=1282749909]
I dunno.
It is usually a harbringer of a dissapointing shit filled season.
Perhaps the reverse will be true this year.
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Haha

"I'm dead happy with how this summer has gone! Great times ahead!" = A guaranteed unmitigated disaster.
[/quote]You may have an albeit hurtful point but if you'd kindly shut your comedy desperate dan gigantic jaw that would be great cuntybollocks!
 
People were saying I was being unrealistically pessimistic simply for saying that we hadn't done anything this summer and hadn't addressed any issues.

I wasn't aware that you know, we weren't going to at any point.

Also, someone went a bit insane saying we were a selling club. If we sell Alonso, Mascherano, then Torres in successive summers, which is precisely what will happen, other than by some ownership change miracle, what exactly are we? Meanwhile Lucas will survive nuclear holocaust.
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=41598.msg1162087#msg1162087 date=1282750573]

Also, someone went a bit insane saying we were a selling club. If we sell Alonso, Mascherano, then Torres in successive summers, which is precisely what will happen, other than by some ownership change miracle, what exactly are we? Meanwhile Lucas will survive nuclear holocaust.

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Even if that boss-eyed, spack-mouthed scoper did survive a nuclear holocaust, he'd still get muscled off the last ball on Earth by a determined cockroach
 
i'm sorry to bring more pain to the board, and brendan in particular, but did anyone see rafa honigstein's message on twitter?

'bit more transfer gossip: was told Lucas (Liverpool) was nearly sold for €10m to a French club last week.'

3 hours ago.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41598.msg1162092#msg1162092 date=1282751104]
He isn't really Brazilian is he? He can't be.
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He is Brazilian. And here's the most amazing bit: he plays football for Liverpool FC! Ahahahahahahahahaha!
 
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