Online Catalogue

[Ryan]

http://www.ebooksolutions.tv/liverpoolfc/autumncollection2009/

3 things to look out for:

- MeMe's hair is fucking Terry-esque in one of those snaps
- Glenjo looking like the stereotypical black man. Did they have to put him in a baggy fucking tracksuit?
- Carra in that hat. Jesus mother of Christ.

 

[iseered]

Insua needs to ease up on the heroin.

 

[Squiggles]

We don't half sell some shit

That fashion range is atrocious.

 

[Rafiagra]

Bunch of miserable bastards - all glaring and trying to look hard.

The bird on Page 59 is pretty decent too.

I was in the shop the other week and some of the stuff isnt that bad. There was a red/grey checked scarf which was really nice but isnt in this. Was £20 mind.

 

[FoxForceFive]

What a pile of overpriced wank that is.

Some of the training gear's smart, but that's about it.

That dummy the baby has in is fucking wrong in every way, & blatantly uncomfortable.

The thing is, this range hasnt really changer for 15 years or so, it's the exact same stuff, I swear, since the early 90's, there was some hideous stuff in the 80's but at least they changed it every year to something different.

Can you imagine the design team?

"Oh, I know, let's do something different this year, you know we always do the polo shirt, yeah? Well it'll still have the horizontal stripes, & it'll still have the huge emblem over one shoulder at an angle, but, wait for it, you'll LOVE this, we'll put it on the LEFT shoulder instead of the right! I dont know how I come up with these things, I really dont, sometimes I just amaze myself."

 

[FoxForceFive]

Oh & another thing, they must sell some of this to keep trotting it out. Which is scary.

What grown man in their right mind would buy a full Liverpool trackie?!

 

[rurikbird]

I'm considering LFC underwear.

 

[rurikbird]

Fcuk, we cannot sell Babel now, he's in the catalogue.

 

[gkmacca]

Glen has a surprisingly fat face.

 

[Judge Jules]

Actually I've been surprised by how hefty he is generally. When he was at his previous clubs I got the impression that he was a tad weedy.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=35567.msg935602#msg935602 date=1251713715]
Actually I've been surprised by how hefty he is generally. When he was at his previous clubs I got the impression that he was a tad weedy.
[/quote]

A couple of people have said that. He's also been quite strong on the ball though.

 

[gkmacca]

You wouldn't want him to fall on top of you.*









[* Note to Stevie: Be careful of what you wish for...]

 

[5euros]

look at agger rubbing his chin,are we supposed to think hes deep in thought or pondering something

 

[vantage]

[quote author=5euros link=topic=35567.msg935620#msg935620 date=1251715817]
look at agger rubbing his chin,are we supposed to think hes deep in thought or pondering something
[/quote]

He's injured it and is stroking it better......

 

[gkmacca]

[quote author=5euros link=topic=35567.msg935620#msg935620 date=1251715817]
look at agger rubbing his chin,are we supposed to think hes deep in thought or pondering something
[/quote]

He's considering whether he could clone himself twice - once for tattoos relating to ancillary observations, minor axioms and sundry slogans, and another one for fleeting thoughts and whimsical fancies.

 

[HC]

Fucking hell, I'd not like to bump into Insua on a dark night

 

[Ryan]

Carra looks like Tomkins in that hat.

 

[SummerOnions]

Oh dear.

Oh, and Skrtel looks like an elf.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=35567.msg935636#msg935636 date=1251717189]
[quote author=5euros link=topic=35567.msg935620#msg935620 date=1251715817]
look at agger rubbing his chin,are we supposed to think hes deep in thought or pondering something
[/quote]

He's considering whether he could clone himself twice - once for tattoos relating to ancillary observations, minor axioms and sundry slogans, and another one for fleeting thoughts and whimsical fancies.
[/quote]

hahaha. Gold.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

The state of Johnson on page 74.