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Just wish he would stop smiling because I could hate the gimp even more.
Pity he is such a nice chap.
Pity he is such a nice chap.
I don't see the image.
me neeva
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
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He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
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He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
Imagine if a good manager came in and he did well. Not just well, but amazing. I'm pretty sure God would be waving his middle finger at me at that point.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42064.msg1183998#msg1183998 date=1285689097]
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
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Not just the best young player, actually he was voted THE best player in the Brazilian championship.
He has also been selected in the Brazil squad by two different managers.
Fucking Lucas
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
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Not just the best young player, actually he was voted THE best player in the Brazilian championship.
He has also been selected in the Brazil squad by two different managers.
Fucking Lucas
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42064.msg1183998#msg1183998 date=1285689097]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[/quote]
He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
[/quote]
*applauds*
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[/quote]
He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
[/quote]
*applauds*
Robert Johnson got poisoned by the husband of some woman he'd been playing away with. I wonder how Lucas' demise will happen?
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42064.msg1183998#msg1183998 date=1285689097]
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
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Hahahahaha
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
[/quote]
Hahahahaha
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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42064.msg1183998#msg1183998 date=1285689097]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[/quote]
He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
[/quote]
Haha - your best ever Lucas post, which is saying something given there's likely to be over 5,000 of them.
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[/quote]
He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
[/quote]
Haha - your best ever Lucas post, which is saying something given there's likely to be over 5,000 of them.
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183999#msg1183999 date=1285689613]
Imagine if a good manager came in and he did well. Not just well, but amazing. I'm pretty sure God would be waving his middle finger at me at that point.
[/quote]
I did try to imagine that, but my head exploded.
Imagine if a good manager came in and he did well. Not just well, but amazing. I'm pretty sure God would be waving his middle finger at me at that point.
[/quote]
I did try to imagine that, but my head exploded.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42064.msg1183998#msg1183998 date=1285689097]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[/quote]
He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
[/quote]
Love this post. Ha.
As someone said it wasn't only young player it was BEST player which Tevez, Kaka Romario et all have won in the past.
How did he go from box to box captain fantastic to safe and boring captain anonymous? I know it was only Brazil but his whole playing style seems to have been altered. Granted I deduced his playing style from youtube clips and reports online. (Ha!) Same goes for Anderson at United. I expected a free flowing attacking player in the Ronaldinho mould yet Ferguson used him as DM at times.
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=42064.msg1183994#msg1183994 date=1285687351]
Maybe thats why Hodgson bought Poulsen? To make the fans beg for Lucas?
[/quote]
He is the footballing equivalent of Robert Johnson. Without any of the ethereal talent.
There is no other explanation is there?
This cunt *must* have sold his soul to the devil, and swapped his eternal soul for a lifetime of footballing fortune. Look at the evidence:
* He's voted Brazil's young player of the year! Yes. the BEST YOUNG PLAYER IN BRAZIL.
* He captains Gremio
* He is fortunate enough to be scouted by Macia for Benitez, a man so inept that I could send a video of me bouncing a ball off Stephen Hawking's fucking head and he'd give him a trial.
* He arrives at Liverpool and is shit. But because he's fucking Brazilian - how lucky was he to have been born there? He looks like he comes from Hull - every fuckwit fan in the country decides "there must be something there" and the fucking cunt coasts along invisible as the Best Midfield In The World (tm) play every week
* Benitez alienates one of his most crucial players, and replaces him with a crippled shithouse. Lucas plays regularly.
* He plays his usual game, which is shit, but then everyone else who would usually be 10 times better, are also playing shit, so he doesn't look quite as bad in comparison
* Benitez gets fired, which means that his greatest advocate in the club is gone. Surely now his time is up?
* Budgie has to sell Mascherano, and decides to replace him with possibly the world's worst "specialist" holding midfielder, who is so bad, some fans want to see...guess who? back in the team.
I swear to Christ, he will captain Liverpool one day at this rate.
He is being looked after by a great, and terrible and terrifying dark power. Nothing can stop Lucas.
OK, yeah, when he dies he will spend eternity revolving on a spit in the darkest, hottest circle of hell. But until that day, we will be the ones suffering.
[/quote]
Love this post. Ha.
As someone said it wasn't only young player it was BEST player which Tevez, Kaka Romario et all have won in the past.
How did he go from box to box captain fantastic to safe and boring captain anonymous? I know it was only Brazil but his whole playing style seems to have been altered. Granted I deduced his playing style from youtube clips and reports online. (Ha!) Same goes for Anderson at United. I expected a free flowing attacking player in the Ronaldinho mould yet Ferguson used him as DM at times.
Hahaha. Megalolz @ Brendan's post.
I want someone to c&p this onto RAWK. With my name on it.
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