Oh no, Sadio!
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Yeah there's only one realistic explanation. Mane was kidnapped in 2020 and instead of paying the ransom the lizards spent millons creating a clone from some pubes they found in the shower. Although most of the DNA is his, there was a microscopic bit of Jonjo Shelvey's jizz that had been clinging onto the plug hole that had been there since he'd wanked himself silly after he'd called Bacon Face a cunt back in 2012. The clone Mane was never quite as good as the original and every so often spazzes out and starts hitting people. The original Mane is now believed to be part of a Michael Jackson and John Lennon curated collection of stolen footballers, pop stars and influencers that MBS uses in sex parties in his diamond encrusted dungeon of sodomy, at the Saudi embassy in London.
I'm pinning it on long covid effects and Ramadan month.
40 days straight of fasting as an elite athlete isn't an easy thing.
40 days straight of fasting as an elite athlete isn't an easy thing.
29/30 days of fasting unless he does extras
Clearly they don't want him and regret the purchase and they are shitting on him through the press to fuck him off.
I very much doubt it went down as described. If it did, I'm on Mane's side.
I very much doubt it went down as described. If it did, I'm on Mane's side.
hopefully we soon get to the point where ai can turn some of your imaginations into animated series
Sadio is human. He has declined, had a shit season with injuries, not delivered, gotten a hard time from inside and outside of the club. Finally pedo stache Sane has given him some cheek on a tough night and gotten a slap. I don’t think any less of him, sounds pretty normal.
Stolen from a group chat:
"Sane said FSG were showing no ambition by not signing Bellingham; Mane said you can’t expect the club to just pay whatever Dortmund want; Sane said Klopp was part of the problem; Mane told him to take it back; Sane said no; Mane decked him.
That’s what I heard, anyways."
"Sane said FSG were showing no ambition by not signing Bellingham; Mane said you can’t expect the club to just pay whatever Dortmund want; Sane said Klopp was part of the problem; Mane told him to take it back; Sane said no; Mane decked him.
That’s what I heard, anyways."
My source told me something different
Sane: LFC dont deserve Bellingham. They should offer contract extensions to Ox and Keita
Mane: ..........
Wow, Klopp must have worked miracles behind the scenes to keep Mane and Salah reasonably satisfied and on friendly terms all these years - compared to some of Mo’s selfishness this was nothing. At Bayern it only took a few months to reach this point.
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Exactly. Sadio can't do no wrong in my book
Scoring the winner against us in the CL final next season?
Hard to see Bayern ending up in the Conference League final with us next season.
Knocked out the group stage.
Then knocked out the play off in Europa.
Now I know the latter's not a thing but wouldn't put it past UEFA to introduce some shit like that.
Insané?
what @Bradley said
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Bayern Munich have suspended Sadio Mané after he punched Leroy Sané in the face in a dressing-room argument after the team’s 3-0 defeat at Manchester City on Tuesday.
Bayern said the 31-year-old former Liverpool forward would not be in the squad for Saturday’s home match against Hoffenheim and would be fined. A statement described it as punishment for “misconduct”, but did not go into details.
Mané and Sané had argued during the game and their clash continued off the pitch. Bayern, managed by Thomas Tuchel, suffered their biggest Champions League defeat since a 3-0 loss to Paris Saint-Germain in 2017. Mané and Sané participated together in training on Thursday.
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Bayern Munich have suspended Sadio Mané after he punched Leroy Sané in the face in a dressing-room argument after the team’s 3-0 defeat at Manchester City on Tuesday.
Bayern said the 31-year-old former Liverpool forward would not be in the squad for Saturday’s home match against Hoffenheim and would be fined. A statement described it as punishment for “misconduct”, but did not go into details.
Mané and Sané had argued during the game and their clash continued off the pitch. Bayern, managed by Thomas Tuchel, suffered their biggest Champions League defeat since a 3-0 loss to Paris Saint-Germain in 2017. Mané and Sané participated together in training on Thursday.
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He got 23 goals for us last season, effectively 1 in 2. I do recall us thinking he was on the wane (insert rhyming joke with acute accent I can't find in the text editor) but those stats stand up. He has 11 in 32 for Bayern, so wiki tells me. Yeah, not Lewandowski stats but not many can do that. So, what's the beef?
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