I can't believe what I just found on gumtree
Ladies, Will You Laugh At My Small Cock? Age: 32
Date posted: Tuesday 28th October
Location: Nr Mk
Hi there,
I'm looking for a woman, or group of women, (any age/ethnicity) who are up for a bit of a laugh.
I want you to humiliate me about the size of my penis by laughing at it, mocking it & generally taking the piss. You don't have to do anything sexual - you don't have to take off your clothes or touch it - although it would be great if you wanted to measure it or slap it with something flat, like a belt or shoe! If you prefer, we could start off doing it over the phone. I'm completely submissive so you'll be in control.
So go on, get in touch if you & your friends fancy a good laugh.
That's some funny shit
Ladies, Will You Laugh At My Small Cock? Age: 32
Date posted: Tuesday 28th October
Location: Nr Mk
Hi there,
I'm looking for a woman, or group of women, (any age/ethnicity) who are up for a bit of a laugh.
I want you to humiliate me about the size of my penis by laughing at it, mocking it & generally taking the piss. You don't have to do anything sexual - you don't have to take off your clothes or touch it - although it would be great if you wanted to measure it or slap it with something flat, like a belt or shoe! If you prefer, we could start off doing it over the phone. I'm completely submissive so you'll be in control.
So go on, get in touch if you & your friends fancy a good laugh.
That's some funny shit
