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Oh how I miss him...

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Everytime he scores i feel i am getting buggered. Now that messi is injired he will step up and do the bussiness
 
He got everything he wanted from the move in just one season. I'm torn between being sad that we couldn't offer that kind of platform, happy that he's gone on to replicate his brilliance there, or pissed at those arrogant cunts.
 
Are you egging him on Moron?

I love him - he is my kind of player - a truly world class talent who does not need the extra support of other talented individuals (not naming names but you all know the two pussy's I am referring to) to lift his cock up on the world stage. Love him, aside from his biting, he is everything one can ask for in a player. If just three of our players had his determination then they could achieve much for themselves and LFC with just a proportion of Suarez's talent.
 
I love him - he is my kind of player - a truly world class talent who does not need the extra support of other talented individuals (not naming names but you all know the two pussy's I am referring to) to lift his cock up on the world stage. Love him, aside from his biting, he is everything one can ask for in a player. If just three of our players had his determination then they could achieve much for themselves and LFC with just a proportion of Suarez's talent.

So when you watch him you want him to do well? To score?
 
If Scarlett Johansen said you could fuck her all night if she could also fuck you with a strap on, do you say no?
And the chances of a) meeting Scarlett Johansen b) her randomly saying I want to put a strap on and ride you. And what Moron said was distinctly Luke Shaw-esk.
 
They should offer him half a million quid a week to be player manager. Just sell a few pieces of shite to cover the bill, we've got loads of them.

Suarez reckons some of his brothers who've got regular jobs are better than him. So get them on a plane and he can pick the side. You could fuck Klopp off and a few useless pricks like Lovren and Allen and that would be pretty much cover it.

We'd win the league.
 
Speak for yourself, my bottom is no entry, exit only.

Reminds me of Oz in "Auf Wiedersehen Pet" saying (surprisingly gently) to his son, after the lad comes out as gay, that he doesn't know of any other gay relative and that, for blokes in their family, "It's always been the tunnel, not the funnel".
 
And the chances of a) meeting Scarlett Johansen b) her randomly saying I want to put a strap on and ride you. And what Moron said was distinctly Luke Shaw-esk.
Scarlett Johansson n Suarez in the same thread... ??? This is far better than The Island.
 
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