Nicknames for players only you use

[Silver Sean]

Whenever these people appear/appeared on screen I say this, without fail. My wife loves it.
Pulis = window licker
Andy Johnson = penis head
Moyes = golem
Van Nistelroy = * neigh like a horse
Stam = *sings the Stam/Grafton song
Bale = monkey noise (have to be very careful with this one)
Rooney = Shrek
Hodgson = Prick
Mancini = egoman

Anyone else?

 

[Fabio]

Sturridge = stugs
Ibe= jibby

 

[Fabio]

Benteke= bentekkers

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Van Nistelrooy - Van Horseface

Ferguson - CUNT

 

[Leo]

Only *you* use?
I've heard every one of them before bar Fabio's.

 

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Aquilani - Aqualad

 

[cloggypop]

The Mighty Ngog

 

[Fabio]

Only *you* use?
I've heard every one of them before bar Fabio's.

*beams*

 

[Fabio]

The Mighty Ngog

Nah, n'goals was one I championed while he was here

 

[cloggypop]

Nah, n'goals was one I championed while he was here

Still just me calling him that then.

 

[Fabio]

Still just me calling him that then.

BUT MINE WAS BETTER

 

[cloggypop]

Your one was TOO GOOD. You probably had loads of people off here copying it.

 

[Rosco]

Torres= Nando

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Henderson = Henderdaughter (last year)
Downing = Left Footed Ronaldo
Ribery = Acid Face
Tevez = Bacon Neck
Mario Gomez = George McFly
Enrique = Camp, Spanish, Elvis
Crouch = Crouchinho

 

[Jack D Rips]

"Wash" was the best one for N'Gog

 

[Fabio]

"Wash" was the best one for N'Gog

You shut up!

 

[Holle]

"Wash" was the best one for N'Gog

I still don't get this one. What was it about?

 

[Bradley]

Have a mate who would text me every time Torres scored. All the text would say was 'The Bull, The Bull' and so that's what Torres became known as, the bull, the bull.

Same fella also always called Heskey 'The Chocolate Wall'. That every so racist name didn't really catch on though.

 

[cloggypop]

I still don't get this one. What was it about?

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJ-vpz_DHk

 

[Fabio]

I still don't get this one. What was it about?

Wash n'gog

Based on a popular UK shampoo called wash n' go

 

[Fabio]

It is not racist

 

[Silver Sean]

Only *you* use?
I've heard every one of them before bar Fabio's.

You know what I mean. I just needed a thread title. I'm not claiming the are original

 

[tombrown]

Suarez = Mrs Brown

 

[Silver Sean]

Have a mate who would text me every time Torres scored. All the text would say was 'The Bull, The Bull' and so that's what Torres became known as, the bull, the bull.

Same fella also always called Heskey 'The Chocolate Wall'. That every so racist name didn't really catch on though.

I used to sit next to a fella on the Kop who called Djimi Traore 'Jungle Sticks' I had to politely explain that nowadays that might not be ok.
Your mate does know that Torres is Spanish for Towers not bull.

 

[Fabio]

Some fella near where I sit called diouf the African queen

 

[Bradley]

I used to sit next to a fella on the Kop who called Djimi Traore 'Jungle Sticks' I had to politely explain that nowadays that might not be ok.
Your mate does know that Torres is Spanish for Towers not bull.

I would imagine that he thought Torres was Spanish for bull. I didn't know, nor really care what it translated too, I did however enjoy the nickname.

 

[Silver Sean]

I would imagine that he thought Torres was Spanish for bull. I didn't know, nor really care what it translated too, I did however enjoy the nickname.

Tis a good one. Which can now be easily expanded to 'Bullshit'. Perfect.

 

[Silver Sean]

Some fella near where I sit called diouf the African queen

That is a thing of beauty.

 

[ILD]

Anyone see the episode of Archer when someone explains to him that the African Queen was a boat not a person? He is not having any of it.

 

[Fabio]

Anyone see the episode of Archer when someone explains to him that the African Queen was a boat not a person? He is not having any of it.

Fucking love archer