New year's resolutions

[ILD]

Since 2010 is right around the corner, why not suggest some possible New Year's Resolutions our squad may have?

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Stop being shit

 

[LarryHagman]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=38194.msg1023811#msg1023811 date=1262190355]
Stop being shit
[/quote]

Quality. I guffawed.

 

[ILD]

Hahaha,

Individual squad members resolutions then?

 

[LarryHagman]

Mascherano - stop looking for a move and respect the club who revitalised your career and pocket

 

[ILD]

Daniel Agger - Stay away from carparks and dogging hot spots and concentrate on football.

 

[ILD]

Glen Johnson - Get a decent haircut

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Fernando - stop being such a nark when things don't go your way. Smile, and then piss them off with goals.

 

[ILD]

Steven Gerrard - Resist the urge to wash his hands every 5 mins

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Alberto Aquaillani - get down the gym and pump some iron, while eating plenty of my Mums' scouse. Another 2 stone in muscle please.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Johnson - get your swagger back.

Torres - stay fit.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I want Alberto to promise not to disappear on another epic quest to Mordor again.

 

[ILD]

Can we have some funny one's aswel please?

Ha.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Voronin - Get new wife

 

[ILD]

Voronin - Get new club

 

[Rosco]

Voronin - get new haircut

 

[SummerOnions]

Babel-Get new feet.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38194.msg1024040#msg1024040 date=1262218665]
Babel-Get new feet a left foot to replace the right foot that is attached to the ankle that should have a left foot attached to it and not the wobbly right foot that is hanging there.
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[Squiggles]

Oust the manager.

 

[SummerOnions]

Benitez- a specsavers voucher.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38194.msg1024073#msg1024073 date=1262220461]
Benitez- a specsavers voucher.
[/quote]

Yep. You're deffo dyslexic.

 

[SummerOnions]

Was there a crimbo prezzie thread as well at some point?

 

[Fallon]

Gerrard - Resist the urge to shoot as soon as he's within 45 yards of the goal.

Rafa - Consider the possibility that 4-3-2-1 isn't an all-conquering mighty system, and that ocasionally we can play something else. Another player upfront would be nice.

Kuyt - Learn how to control a ball with 578383 1 touch.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Not sure about you gerrard one. He doesn't shoot enough at the moment