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@StevieM supposing you had a boy, and your wife agreed you can name him after any footballer you like, who would you choose?
My hope is you would choose Mohammed, it just fuck with everyone, Athiest, Muslims, Christians everyone!
 
@StevieM supposing you had a boy, and your wife agreed you can name him after any footballer you like, who would you choose?
My hope is you would choose Mohammed, it just fuck with everyone, Athiest, Muslims, Christians everyone!

It is a boy and the first things one of my Aussie friends said to me was - “you can name it after Liverpool’s best player”… the look on his face when I said I didn’t think Mohammed quite worked.

I’ve floated “Darwin” & “Virgil”….

I wonder how she’d feel about “Badgertits”???? Hmmmmmm
 
Congratulations big man. I suggest to give the child the most Irish name you can imagine, something like Fiachra, so you can threaten to send him to live with his relatives in Larne anytime he's up to no good. Being sent to Larne anytime is bad enough but especially with a big Fenian name.
 
It is a boy and the first things one of my Aussie friends said to me was - “you can name it after Liverpool’s best player”… the look on his face when I said I didn’t think Mohammed quite worked.

I’ve floated “Darwin” & “Virgil”….

I wonder how she’d feel about “Badgertits”???? Hmmmmmm

Your mate is right. The little fella's names are Kenneth Mathieson.

On a related issue, I went to pick up Fish and Chips yesterday. The missus swears she'll never let me name our kids again.
 
Congratulations big man. I suggest to give the child the most Irish name you can imagine, something like Fiachra, so you can threaten to send him to live with his relatives in Larne anytime he's up to no good. Being sent to Larne anytime is bad enough but especially with a big Fenian name.

It’s funny you mention that - I’ve already suggested to my sister that I might call him Francis or Declan… she gave me one of those looks that suggests “Sister Says No!!!”.

Amusingly, some friends gave us a pile of baby clothes they had for early years and one was an Irish football shirt - not a Noron Irish one, you understand but one of them sub-Tayto ones…

My sister won’t even respond to a picture of it, such is her loathing of “the South”.

To be fair - there’s no fucking chance he’s ever wearing it!!!!

Meanwhile… Larne are like 6 points clear at the top of the NI League, won the County Antrim shield and play H&W Welders in the Q/F of the Irish Cup after knocking out Linfield and look like the only decent team left in it!!!

Imagine Larne doing a clean sweep of all trophies this season!!!
 
And I had you down as sensible.................
Life has changed irrevocably, and even occasionally for the better.
I always said before having kids, that we would never regret it, if we had any.
Boy was I fucking wrong.
Congratulations by the way.😉
 
It is a boy and the first things one of my Aussie friends said to me was - “you can name it after Liverpool’s best player”… the look on his face when I said I didn’t think Mohammed quite worked.

I’ve floated “Darwin” & “Virgil”….

I wonder how she’d feel about “Badgertits”???? Hmmmmmm

Come on man.

It's obvious innit ? July. Transfer window opens. Doh.

Surely it's gotta be Jude. Works for either sex too.
 
You know all those times I talked about being able to spend stupid amounts on wine & beer on account of not having a little one to drain my wallet.

Only gone and fucked that up…

The missus has vetoed “Anakin” & “Jurgen” as names. I haven’t floated “Tayto”…. yet!!!

I’ve just spent a day at a “Baby Expo” - which if there is a hell… can’t be as bad!!!

Oh well…. at least I’ll have someone to cry with me in the middle of the night during our games next season…
Congrats Stevie! Us men of Norn Iron need to pass on our exceptional genes to the world. It's a duty.
 
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