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Herr Onceared said:
I have to say in all honesty I didn't.
But revisiting this thread there is another great moment-
When you quote Sunny about the mandibles thing, it works beautifully with the image I just posted- it kinda spooked me cos I posted and the reply was there which I thought related to my 3 buttocked woman-
I'm gibbering- go back and look
"singlerider" said:
Man with two penises loses wife
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Fuckin class :lol:
Imagine being able to DP a girl on your own . . .
What's that German doctor's number?
What's that German doctor's number?
singlerider said:
I don't need two willies for that 😉
jono@home said:
You're siamese twins?
singlerider said:
lol... good comeback...
*sits singlerider down to start giving him a pep talk on 'foreplay' and its uses*
Herr Onceared said:Hamaan said:YOUR ALL MENTALISTS!!..............
...........Then again if you cant beat them ........join them.............I like the 80's look myself.
HAHAHA that didnt take long.
Welcome to the dark side Hamaan.
I'm actually quite scared 🙁
*Turns the lights off and hides under the table with bread knife in hand.....looking around nervously*
Hamaan said:Herr Onceared said:Hamaan said:YOUR ALL MENTALISTS!!..............
...........Then again if you cant beat them ........join them.............I like the 80's look myself.
HAHAHA that didnt take long.
Welcome to the dark side Hamaan.
I'm actually quite scared 🙁
*Turns the lights off and hides under the table with bread knife in
hand.....looking around nervously*
Heehee, I just knew these would come in handy one day
Sunny said:Hamaan said:
LOL. Don't be scared Hamaan we're all big pussycats.
'Men in tight underwear', the 'Dark Side', talk of 'pussycats' and people talking about sha*gging Fern Britton....................Guys I'm seriously scared 🙁 ....come on now cut it out.............it's not funny anymore..............I now look like this:
Hamaan said:I now look like this:
It's ok. Vlad looks like that all the time.
Whoa ! That's taking midget fight to a whole new level.
The original:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1163775170/Jerry_Springer_Midget_Fight
The original:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1163775170/Jerry_Springer_Midget_Fight
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Sunny said:
I've just pissed myself. Seriously, I have.
That is brilliant. The little fella cant get up.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
'Dave' said:
Talking out your arse again Dave?
