Nabil Fecked.. Deal off.. Lyon won't take payment in Crisp Sandwiches

[doctor_mac]

We're going to win every game by 10-0 next season.

 

[Markeh]

We're going to win every game by 10-0 next season.

With Karius in nets?

10-3

 

[Halmeister]

Heard earlier that this is done. Medical tomorrow.

 

[Oncy]

We're going to win every game by 10-0 next season.

Fuck sake Doc why are you always so glass is half empty

 

[Oncy]

Heard earlier that this is done. Medical tomorrow.

Did you hear that here!!!!?

 

[Oliver Twist]

Heard earlier that this is done. Medical tomorrow.

*Breaking!*

 

[The Nomad]

Heard earlier that this is done. Medical tomorrow.

Yeah.. Thanks for popping on 'ere and telling yer pals.. No, we've got to hear it from Melissa Reddy. Yer cunt!!

 

[Oncy]

If this is all true and we are signing the lad to say my flabber is ghasted is an understatement.
I know I said we would need to do our business early, but fuck me 150m dropped before the world cup has even started.
3 top class midfielders brought in, no wonder Klopp was nonplussed about Can leaving.

What a time to be alive

 

[Frogfish]

A sandwich, I think!

Hahaha!

The only sandwich post I like.

 

[tomasjj]

It helps that we are a much more attractive option now.
Klopp has a word and players then want to take part.
Helps negotiations immensely.

 

[StevieM]

Midfield options
Henderson
Milner
Oxlade
Fabinho
Keita
Fekir
Grujic

Fucking hell.
Keeper next. Then a CF and then a CB please.
We have the money

Lallana is technically still a midfield option as well...

That’s good depth for sure.

Oblak, a CB and Is settle for Shaqiri for more forward depth.

Fuck it - let’s land Neves, Lemar, Pullisic and yer man at Watford as well.

 

[doctor_mac]

Lallana is technically still a midfield option as well...

That’s good depth for sure.

Oblak, a CB and Is settle for Shaqiri for more forward depth.

Fuck it - let’s land Neves, Lemar, Pullisic and yer man at Watford as well.

I can see Lallana being moved on. Not sure he gets much of a look in with Keita and Fekir (and Ox after a wee wait) as AM options.

 

[Frogfish]

French goalies really are shite aren't they. However his left foot is a thing of beauty. Incredible bend he generates.

 

[doctor_mac]

With Karius in nets?

10-3

We're deffo buying a new keeper. Prolly Allison from the talk but we can still dream of Oblak.

 

[doctor_mac]

French goalies really are shite aren't they. However his left foot is a thing of beauty. Incredible bend he generates.

It's ludicrous. And he can use his right foot too. Can we play him and Keita in a midfield 3? Is that crazily attacking?

 

[Markeh]

We're deffo buying a new keeper. Prolly Allison from the talk but we can still dream of Oblak.

Do a Houillier and sign both

 

[Frogfish]

It's ludicrous. And he can use his right foot too. Can we play him and Keita in a midfield 3? Is that crazily attacking?

I think we will, for some matches at least (none top 6 at home) :
Mane....... Firmino....... Salah

.................. Fekir

........... Keita.........Fabinho

 

[mwake]

Liverpool getting shit done this summer.

Fekir looks good although for some reason he's giving me Quaresma vibes - probably just the look.

At least it's not Mark Gonzalez vibes

With Karius in nets?

10-3

10 -13

It helps that we are a much more attractive option now.
Klopp has a word and players then want to take part.
Helps negotiations immensely.

And because of this surely Klopp will by now possess detailed knowledge of the best rides, battered sausage and best slot machines in Blackpool...

 

[doctor_mac]

I think we will, for some matches at least (none top 6 at home) :
Mane....... Firmino....... Salah

.................. Fekir

........... Keita.........Fabinho

It's like contemplating a Findus crispy pancake sandwich.

 

[Frogfish]

I think we will, for some matches at least (none top 6 at home) :
Mane....... Firmino....... Salah

.................. Fekir

........... Keita.........Fabinho

Even with our current back 4 I love that team! Now add a top keeper and we are golden... Trophy golden.

 

[jan]

So which one is leaving, Salah or Mane?

 

[jan]

Still not feeling comfortable about a crisp sandwich btw

 

[doctor_mac]

That’s why you’re being so negative. Make a crisp sanger and contemplate all our best players staying and being joined by jizz inducing new signings.

 

[Halmeister]

Did you hear that here!!!!?

Haha no, but probably a little before it was on Twitter.

Yeah.. Thanks for popping on 'ere and telling yer pals.. No, we've got to hear it from Melissa Reddy. Yer cunt!!

Haha sorry mate, wasn't able to get online really. It was just before it all broke anyway so...

 

[Zlate]

Talk that GH stepped in to help negotiations, which is what helped get a breakthrough. Awesome if true.

 

[tomasjj]

Talk that GH stepped in to help negotiations, which is what helped get a breakthrough. Awesome if true.

He does like to wade in that fella.

 

[peekay]

Klopp + Blackpool tour is irresistible

 

[RedStar]

Talk that GH stepped in to help negotiations, which is what helped get a breakthrough. Awesome if true.

He probably kept a spare key to Clarefontaine so he he can just nip in at dinner time

 

[Y1]

Fek news?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

This has got Goretzka written all over it.

Negative.