Mino Raiola

[Holle]

The fucker died more often than Thiago and Keita together.

 

[Judge Jules]

It's not been Paul Pogba's week. He wanted Rangnick to stay on, and now this. Oh dear how sad never mind.

 

[Woland]

If I was a multi zillionaire I'd go and spend a year in the grand Budapest hotel and get Lance Armstrong's blood rinsing system in, buy a young Muslim boy's liver, get myself set up for another fifty years of lols.

This stupid fucker was drinking two bottles of scotch a day, cocaine for breakfast, pizza for every other meal, and Cuban cigars all day.

Why?

 

[Holle]

Over to you, Aidsy Warts.

 

[Holle]

If I was a multi zillionaire I'd go and spend a year in the grand Budapest hotel and get Lance Armstrong's blood rinsing system in, buy a young Muslim boy's liver, get myself set up for another fifty years of lols.

This stupid fucker was drinking two bottles of scotch a day, cocaine for breakfast, pizza for every other meal, and Cuban cigars all day.

Why?

Yeah. Sounds terrible.

*cries*

 

[SummerOnions]

Rumors are he signed onto hell for 3 seasons with a 100mil signing fee