Meet Mighty Red - The Book

[FoxForceFive]

The book you've all been waiting for!

I'm sure we'll all be rushing out to buy this masterpiece, written by such an accomplished author too...

 

[Frogfish]

If this is what I think it is and Mighty Red is actually a psuedonym AND it has photos of Ms. Henry naked I will be rushing out to buy it !

Is Claire Evans actually a soft porn photographer ?

 

[Brizzle]

I have a suspicion my aunt and uncle who still think i'm 5 will send this my way at Christmas.. I'll add it next to my LFC Passport Holder!

 

[tombrown]

Isn't "Mighty Red" the thing Oncy gets out on match days?

And this an illustrated story of how Mighty Red meats Linda

 

[Markeh]

Mighty red reminds me of Phil Thompson

 

[Mors]

Did that fit bird come up with the idea of that stupid fucking bird? ffs

 

[gkmacca]

From an amazingly early age I've always wanted to punch the shite out of mascots. I saw one last season joining the players in the centre circle for a minute's silence. It stood there, head bowed, arms folded behind its back, some kind of giant moose with a comedy paunch dressed in what appeared to be the outfit of a lean and slipper'd pantaloon. Absurd. There's just something about them that enrages me.

 

[Woland]

From an amazingly early age I've always wanted to punch the shite out of mascots. I saw one last season joining the players in the centre circle for a minute's silence. It stood there, head bowed, arms folded behind its back, some kind of giant moose with a comedy paunch dressed in what appeared to be the outfit of a lean and slipper'd pantaloon. Absurd. There's just something about them that enrages me.

 

[ILD]

Can't stop watching that.

 

[Richey]

A mate of mine supports Sheffield United, and he was telling me years ago that he was once in a pub in Sheffied and saw Captain Blade in there, sat on his own at the bar, still in his Captain Blade outfit, but without the head, looking very miserable and just really rough.

It made me laugh but did also make me wonder if ALL mascots are a bit like that underneath the outfit. I had previously thought that they would be likely to be the kind of ultra-irritating 'office joker' types, but after hearing that story I now suspect that at least some of them are just unemployable wasters, or people whose lives have really hit rock bottom, and that is what they are reduced to. I'd like to think so actually.