Get a call this morning off me grandad "alright lad, ye nan's fallen down the stairs". I love me nan, she's an utter beast, me mum an dad just bounced round an got there just before the ambulance, fucking broken leg, just finished crying like a bitch cos she's not dead. Loch Ness if you got a call this morning for a lovely old lady in walton with a broken leg then ta muchly kidda, me mum said the paramedics where a beast.
