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About time he got his own thread.

Fair play to him for flying under the radar and being so motherfucking inoffensive that we've all actually forgot to report on how meaningless he actually is. Quite the feat.

Does he even figure in Ratings threads, or do people forget he was actually playing?

Every week he plays without fail, and I cannot for the life of me think of anything remotely positive to say.

Mehxi Rodriguez. I know that nickname is average, unoriginal, and uninspiring - therefore it's perfectly apt.
 
He really is bad and is being saved of a lot of flack because Deadly is on one of those patented deadly runs where he has the touch of a rapist, the work rate of a slow rapist, the finishing ability of a rapist mid-rape and the rapey rape of a rape rape. Sorry ran out of steam there.

Yeah hes shit. Our wingers are about as dangerous as a baby in a ball pit filled with cotton wool.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265101#msg1265101 date=1296167321]
ANALOGY BELL
[/quote]I am the proverbial mad womans piss. I know this. Im bored and typing too quick and not thinking and also burning about a hundred cds my mate lent me today.

Its good fun though
 
Never liked the signing.

Not enough pace, gile, assists or goals for a winger.

Get rid of him now please.
 
That said i do quite like 'the rapey rape of a rape rape' its got something frantic and anarchic about it.

I also made my all time favourite post ever yesterday that makes me laugh even thinking about it and no one even fucking noticed it, so im sticking with the raping.
 
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=43860.msg1265103#msg1265103 date=1296167393]
Never liked the signing.

Not enough pace, gile, assists or goals for a winger.

Get rid of him now please.
[/quote]*re-thinks his dislike of Maxi*
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43860.msg1265104#msg1265104 date=1296167453]
That said i do quite like 'the rapey rape of a rape rape' its got something frantic and anarchic about it.

I also made my all time favourite post ever yesterday that makes me laugh even thinking about it and no one even fucking noticed it, so im sticking with the raping.
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What was it?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265095#msg1265095 date=1296166939]
About time he got his own thread.

Fair play to him for flying under the radar and being so motherfucking inoffensive that we've all actually forgot to report on how meaningless he actually is. Quite the feat.

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Hillarious.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265107#msg1265107 date=1296167527]
What was it?
[/quote]I cant tell you now. Suffice to say it was about the svelte CM from Blackpool.
 
I know he's been poor of late but he played very well at right midfield towards the back end of last season. We obviously need better, but if we continue to aspire to a style of football that focuses on passing and moving, I think he'll have more to offer than the (current) alternatives. I would prefer to see him on the right though, as I feel he's a lot more comfortable there. And Dirk has hardly been pulling up trees.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43860.msg1265113#msg1265113 date=1296167665]
I cant tell you now. Suffice to say it was about the svelte CM from Blackpool.
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Oh right yeah that was brilliant.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265118#msg1265118 date=1296167951]
Oh right yeah that was brilliant.
[/quote]Do me a favour love.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43860.msg1265120#msg1265120 date=1296168055]
Do me a favour love.
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Nah seriously, the one where you said he was fat or something. It was gas.
 
He feigns injury like a really skillful player would. It gives off the impression that his brilliance is held back by the primitive players trying to hack him down all the time. I was just about to do something brilliant, fuck, protect me ref.

Instead he's just shit.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265123#msg1265123 date=1296168150]
Nah seriously, the one where you said he was fat or something. It was gas.
[/quote]Erm no actually..................alright a bit......but it was funnier than Mehxi Rodriguez.......alright maybe not, but fuck it ay!
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265095#msg1265095 date=1296166939]
About time he got his own thread.

Fair play to him for flying under the radar and being so motherfucking inoffensive that we've all actually forgot to report on how meaningless he actually is. Quite the feat.

Does he even figure in Ratings threads, or do people forget he was actually playing?

Every week he plays without fail, and I cannot for the life of me think of anything remotely positive to say.

Mehxi Rodriguez. I know that nickname is average, unoriginal, and uninspiring - therefore it's perfectly apt.
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Not sure about this, I understand, and semi-agree with the thrust of it, but there is more control/touch and guile (note the spelling Dreamy) in Maxi than Dirk, and poor old Babel, who are a permanent fixture and an ex player who had loads of chances over a long time respectively. My perception is that he has only just commanded a regular starting slot under Kenny , prior to that he was in and out of things a bit.
I still think he could come good, if he continues the run.
Although you/we can't say anything positive, on the other hand a lot of the comment is not particularly negative, ergo it's all a bit neutral.
In which case I think the adage, if you can't think of anything positive to say, then say nothing 😉

regards
 
I doubt he loves football. He doesn't play with his heart, their is no passion no nothing. He seems to just play for the money. If you can't raise yourself above average, at least show your south american passion. Go into red just once for fucks sake!
 
We have so much worse in our squad I don't understand where the maxi hating comes from or why?? The only home victory maxi didn't start during was west brom. So he can't be doing everything wrong.
I want others gone long before him .....
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43860.msg1265096#msg1265096 date=1296167011]
I keep expecting him to score that goal from the world cup.

But instead he's shite.
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That's it. Perfectly.
 
he isnt very exciting...

that being said.. he is generally quite composed on the ball. I dont mind him but id rather someone with a bit more drive on the wings.
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=43860.msg1265129#msg1265129 date=1296168250]
He feigns injury like a really skillful player would. It gives off the impression that his brilliance is held back by the primitive players trying to hack him down all the time. I was just about to do something brilliant, fuck, protect me ref.

Instead he's just shit.
[/quote]

:laugh:

Yes, he does do that, the useless git. I don't understand why Kenny hasn't given Cole a run ahead of him yet.
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=43860.msg1265138#msg1265138 date=1296168611]
Not sure about this, I understand, and semi-agree with the thrust of it, but there is more control/touch and guile (note the spelling Dreamy) in Maxi than Dirk, and poor old Babel, who are a permanent fixture and an ex player who had loads of chances over a long time respectively. My perception is that he has only just commanded a regular starting slot under Kenny , prior to that he was in and out of things a bit.
I still think he could come good, if he continues the run.
Although you/we can't say anything positive, on the other hand a lot of the comment is not particularly negative, ergo it's all a bit neutral.
In which case I think the adage, if you can't think of anything positive to say, then say nothing 😉

regards
[/quote]

What he said...
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=43860.msg1265123#msg1265123 date=1296168150]
Nah seriously, the one where you said he was fat or something. It was gas.
[/quote]

The Tom JOnes gag was good
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=43860.msg1265138#msg1265138 date=1296168611]
Not sure about this, I understand, and semi-agree with the thrust of it, but there is more control/touch and guile (note the spelling Dreamy) in Maxi than Dirk, and poor old Babel, who are a permanent fixture and an ex player who had loads of chances over a long time respectively. My perception is that he has only just commanded a regular starting slot under Kenny , prior to that he was in and out of things a bit.
I still think he could come good, if he continues the run.
Although you/we can't say anything positive, on the other hand a lot of the comment is not particularly negative, ergo it's all a bit neutral.
In which case I think the adage, if you can't think of anything positive to say, then say nothing 😉

regards
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I'm more with this I think ... He's scored a game winning goal against Bolton, did the same assisted for Cole's winner in the return fixture, and had that cracker against Villa. He should have scored about 4 more in the season (I still remember that opportunity against Spurs) - but he is DEFO not a winger. That being said, he's a better option than Cole as of now (unless Kenny wants to blood Pacheco in there).
 
At the back end of last season, wasn't all his good games on the right and not the left?

I just think he is more of a threat on the right but Dirk holds that spot?
 
He's not shite. He's just OK. Never going to win the league with him but he's better than a lot of players in our team and has been one of the more decent performers this year. Which doesnt say a lot
 
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