Match day 27 - Other Games

[Mystic]

I was just writing before Rashford fucked that up that the ultimate cliche applies to this game, a goal is coming soon, either from City's pressure, or United just running through City non existent defence.

And just a minor moan, people always claim how vulnerable we are in behind, but City take it to the next level, Nunez would be having a field day today, and Rashford already is.

 

[Markeh]

This is bullshit though, United are never holding on to this. It feels like it’s injury time levels of pressure from City already.

 

[Mystic]

This is bullshit though, United are never holding on to this. It feels like it’s injury time levels of pressure from City already.

United are clearly doing this intentionally, and to be fair to them it's working, but for the fact that City are getting chances, United need to defend better and be more compact, City won't keep squandering these opportunities.

 

[dee]

Rashford total air shot when in for a second

 

[Markeh]

Fuck off rashford

 

[Markeh]

United are clearly doing this intentionally, and to be fair to them it's working, but for the fact that City are getting chances, United need to defend better and be more compact, City won't keep squandering these opportunities.

Respect the power of the jinx, United are wank, they’re never winning this

 

[darkstarexodus]

Rashford back to being completely shite. No business scoring that first one and made an absolute mess of two great chances.

 

[dee]

United stringing 6 across the back

 

[Modo]

I refuse to watch this. I just know that they'll break my heart

 

[binomial]

Onana's been fucking incredible out there.

 

[Markeh]

Onana's been fucking incredible out there.

He’s shite

 

[dee]

Fume is warming up - mainly Doku hate ATM

 

[dee]

Garnacho is supposed to be United's great white hope for the future - he's not terribly good!

 

[Markeh]

Look at that nonsense from city, Mainoo wins a foul and kdb fucks with him first then foden walks away with the ball. The spirit of Fernandinho lives on.

 

[The Nomad]

Leverkusen winning 2-0

Ten points clear.. Ten games left.

 

[dee]

United will have all 11 in the 6 yard box soon!

 

[Markeh]

Rashford so slow of mind there to compete with de bruyne for a loose ball at the edge of the box

 

[binomial]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha you fucking donkey.

 

[The Nomad]

Haaland just did a Nunez vs Luton... but that won't be the narrative.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Remarkable miss from Haaland. He'll get a second half hat trick.

 

[Markeh]

lols

 

[dee]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

HAARLAND!

MISSES AN OPEN GOAL FROM 6 FT

 

[Markeh]

Great defending big man, safely over the bar

 

[binomial]

Best striker in the world, yeah fucking right.

 

[Mystic]

Oh look, Haaland misses yet another massive sitter, I thought it was only Nunez who did that?

 

[darkstarexodus]

Guardiola is such a creepy weirdo

 

[dee]

What was that from Pep?

 

[Markeh]

Guardiola is such a creepy weirdo

Haha get out of my head, he’s such a weird cunt but everyone is forced to tolerate him because he’s good at football

 

[Tinto]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

HAARLAND!

MISSES AN OPEN GOAL FROM 6 FT

He's in on it to let us win the league. There is no other explanation

 

[Hansern]

18-2 in shots and 12-2 in corners. Utd riding their luck in the most insane way so far.