Make Gerrard Richer, for Free

[refugee]

An advert has appeared on the talent website starnow.co.uk looking for two actors, one an elderly male and the other an attractive young female, to appear in an advert for Steven Gerrard's latest autobiography.

The ad specifies the male should have an "interesting face" and the female should be "attractive," while a "scouser accent [is] preferential but not essential."
Those looking for that big payday, however, might want to look elsewhere. The role is unpaid, except for expenses, though the ad promises it will be "good for portfolio as it should get a wide exposure."
Interested? Check out the ad here.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ctors-for-latest-steven-gerrard-autobiography

 

[cloggypop]

This working for free is getting out of hand. I found out last week that my mate's lad's job is actually an unpaid internship. It's in a fucking shoe shop.

 

[refugee]

This working for free is getting out of hand. I found out last week that my mate's lad's job is actually an unpaid internship. It's in a fucking shoe shop.

Is he an Elf?

 

[leftpeg]

"Convincing Scouse accent"...I guess that rules Cilla out.

 

[cloggypop]

Is he an Elf?

Paid in promises and magic beans. He thinks it's a "trainer boutique".

 

[Woland]

Does the trainer trainee get on with the trainer trainers?

 

[Rosco]

What a cheap fucking cunt Gerrard is

 

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

I hate it when people have to write a 2nd book because they released their first one prematurely.

 

[cloggypop]

Does the trainer trainee get on with the trainer trainers?

He must do. He's just signed up for another 6 month unpaid stint the daft get.

 

[Woland]

Imagine the kind of utter bellwhiffs who read this shit. They probably sell trainers for fuck all.

 

[gkmacca]

I hate it when people have to write a 2nd book because they released their first one prematurely.

I bet women wish more men would make that sort of thing a habit.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Imagine the kind of utter bellwhiffs who read this shit. They probably sell trainers for fuck all.

bellwhiff

Thank you for always expanding the horizons of my vocabulary woland.

 

[FoxForceFive]

bellwhiff

Thank you for always expanding the horizons of my vocabulary woland.

Bellwhiff was an almost hourly insult used whilst I was at school. It's a forgotten gem.

Like blert. That needs to be used more often.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Bellwhiff was an almost hourly insult used whilst I was at school. It's a forgotten gem.

Like blert. That needs to be used more often.

Have to admit I laughed when Joey Barton called someone a melt a few years back. Had never heard that before.

In high school I heard Ali G call someone a knob jockey and I was convinved I would never in my life hear a better insult.

 

[Holle]

An elderly male should be no problem.

But where are they going to find an attractive young woman in Wales?

 

[Athens]

Slap some lipstick on a sheep.

 

[Mystic]

Why does anyone give a shit about this?