Luis Suarez back at Melwood

[Portly]

Suarez can't stay away from us

Luis Suarez was back at Liverpool today.
The Barcelona star spent the morning at Melwood, meeting former teammates and watching Jurgen Klopp’s side in training.
Suarez was accompanied by his son Benji and daughter Delfina, and spent the morning in the team canteen.

 

[Arn]

I knew that he would sign for us again 🙂

Our new Captain 🙂

 

[Mors]

Kidnap the bastard

 

[Athens]

Lock the doors and don't let him leave until he shows those bastards how to put in some effort on the pitch.

 

[cloggypop]

Can't really think who he'd be tapping up.

 

[Portly]

Barca would give their eye teeth to have Lucas in the middle of their defence.

 

[cloggypop]

Must be.

 

[Grjt2]

Coutinho....but then its already a done deal, so no tapping required

 

[gkmacca]

I never warm to that sort of PR. He left us in a cynical manner and buggered up a team that could have gone on to do something special. It doesn't make my day when he or another ex-star goes on to say how much they still like the place. Stay away.

 

[Portly]

Maybe Luis loves our Liverpool climate and Anglo-Saxon environment so much that he is pining for the old place and will hand in a transfer request.

 

[Oliver Twist]

He didn't leave in a cynical manner. He just left for a better team. He gave his all while he was here. We can't ask for much more, really.

 

[gkmacca]

He didn't leave in a cynical manner. He just left for a better team. He gave his all while he was here. We can't ask for much more, really.

Oh yes, I forgot biting a player was a noble way to underline your desperation to escape from your current wretched environment.

 

[Arn]

I never warm to that sort of PR. He left us in a cynical manner and buggered up a team that could have gone on to do something special. It doesn't make my day when he or another ex-star goes on to say how much they still like the place. Stay away.

I would say that a few of the players that play for us now buggered up the team much more than Suarez did when he left. Gerrard is one example. He didn't give a shit his last season with us and he wasn't alone.

 

[Rosco]

Coutinho....but then its already a done deal, so no tapping required

The photo is insurance just in case he gets in trouble again

 

[Oliver Twist]

Oh yes, I forgot biting a player was a noble way to underline your desperation to escape from your current wretched environment.

I don't buy that particular conspiracy.

 

[gkmacca]

I would say that a few of the players that play for us now buggered up the team much more than Suarez did when he left. Gerrard is one example. He didn't give a shit his last season with us and he wasn't alone.

And that's supposed to persuade me to welcome more of such ex-players? I really couldn't give a toss about any of the cynical bastards. Go and stay gone.

 

[gkmacca]

I don't buy that particular conspiracy.

Oh right. Well I do. So that's that, we'll have to agree to differ.

 

[Arn]

Oh yes, I forgot biting a player was a noble way to underline your desperation to escape from your current wretched environment.

Did he bite Chiellini to escape from us and let his country down big time?

 

[Portly]

I have concluded that the biting episodes, which are so obviously premeditated and never inflict any damage on the victim, are Luis' eccentric method of changing clubs.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

macca's mention of Beelzebub in a post today reminded me of a similarly-named arch devil in the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual I read many years ago, so I looked up Google images for the drawing of that monster:

Looking at the picture now, it actually resembles Suarez in a Kamen Rider mask. The "No. of attacks: "1 bite" line is eerily prescient. This was from a book published in 1977.

 

[Oliver Twist]

I have concluded that the biting episodes, which are so obviously premeditated and never inflict any damage on the victim, are Luis' eccentric method of changing clubs.

We didn't have to sell him after that episode and he seems too patriotic to intentionally let down his country the way he did. He's just a competitive fucker with a screw loose. On the pitch, anyway.

 

[Arn]

Intelligence: Genius

Evra, Chiellini are both still alive so the poison bit is wrong 🙁

 

[gkmacca]

It's not a demand that everyone else feels the way I do. It's just my personal opinion. I find football a thoroughly cynical sport/business these days. I can't stop supporting LFC but that's as far as my tolerance can stretch. I especially loath the Barca book of fake authenticity. They can't even support a charity or have a player visit a poorly kid without turning it into a commercial PR opportunity (again, most clubs now follow suit). And then there's the toe-curling, vomit-inducing ads:

So when they return to a spate of neo-feudalist forelock tugging, it just isn't my cup of tea at all. Purely my personal viewpoint, though, I guess many others remain much more idealistic about the broader professional game. I have to block it out to stop it spoiling my day.

 

[manwithnoname]

It's not a demand that everyone else feels the way I do. It's just my personal opinion. I find football a thoroughly cynical sport/business these days. I can't stop supporting LFC but that's as far as my tolerance can stretch. I especially loath the Barca book of fake authenticity. They can't even support a charity or have a player visit a poorly kid without turning it into a commercial PR opportunity (again, most clubs now follow suit). And then there's the toe-curling, vomit-inducing ads:

So when they return to a spate of neo-feudalist forelock tugging, it just isn't my cup of tea at all. Purely my personal viewpoint, though, I guess many others remain much more idealistic about the broader professional game. I have to block it out to stop it spoiling my day.

Love Suarez. But I despise Barca. I'm not sure I've ever mentioned that before. Mes que un fucking club. Cunts.

 

[Skullflower]

im gonna go and tell him to fuck off.

 

[SummerOnions]

I'll always love Suarez , he's just too boss not to

 

[Red Astaire]

I never warm to that sort of PR. He left us in a cynical manner and buggered up a team that could have gone on to do something special. It doesn't make my day when he or another ex-star goes on to say how much they still like the place. Stay away.

Respectfully disagree Macca. I love the bitey twat and consider it an absolute privilege that I saw him play. Yeah it sucked that he left but he really was a special player for us. He clearly loves the club - I don't begrudge him in the slightest.

 

[Red Astaire]

Love Suarez. But I despise Barca. I'm not sure I've ever mentioned that before. Mes que un fucking club. Cunts.

Out of interest why don't you like Barca?

 

[nealmac]

Respectfully disagree Macca. I love the bitey twat and consider it an absolute privilege that I saw him play. Yeah it sucked that he left but he really was a special player for us. He clearly loves the club - I don't begrudge him in the slightest.

Couldn't agree more. Saw him at Anfield against Swansea 2 years ago. It's the first and probably only time I'll ever see him playing in the flesh. He made us dream in 2014. We'll never see his like again at Liverpool.

 

[manwithnoname]

Out of interest why don't you like Barca?

I think I wrote a totally splenetic anti-Barca rant on here fairly recently. I'll have a look.