Luis Signs a new contract

[Modo]

Party at the Suarez household.

 

[red_maradona]

Corona - good choice.

 

[furyoo]

And so the Suarez diet craze begins.

 

[6TimesaRed]

well that was a little unexpected..


go bag a hat trick tomorrow.. on the even of xmas drinkies.. what more could you ask for...

 

[FoxForceFive]

He text me before & said he'd give me a nice birthday present.

Tight bastard.

 

[Farkmaster]

Just popped in to say hnnnnnnnnghhhhhhh

 

[localny]

Watch him stop scoring now.

Liverpool 0 Cardiff 1

Luis Suarez red card (18 mins) for slashing opponent's face with home made knife.

hillarious

 

[Frogfish]

We knew he was mad but he must be off his fucking tits.

Why would one of the world's best footy players sign for us for a poxy 200k a week?

Plus amazing sky-high bonuses .... natch.

 

[Fox]

Corona - good choice.

Washed down with water by the looks of it.

 

[Red Astaire]

Not just any water. That is Highland Spring. It seems our Luis is a man of fine taste as well as sublime footy skills.

 

[refugee]

This pleases me

 

[mark1975]

Gif time, just robbed them from another site for you to enjoy.

Love this, Suarez scoring and running riot against all those shit teams he only does well against.

 

[keniget]

He's scored so many great goals for us. His goals compilations are awesome.

It's weird in a way how we've been a bit on the rubbish side for so long yet have always managed to have one or two world class players to enjoy. I feared we were done on that front when Torres left. It's crazy to think that Suarez has been so ridiculously good you almost forget Torres actually played for us.

 

[Hansern]

Agreed, its been pretty helpful that Torres has been horrendous since he left.
To put it into perspective, Torres has scored the same amount of goals in the league in his entire Chelsea career as Suarez has scored this season. 17.

 

[redhorizon2]

What store has red and white trolleys? Ice Land, Cost Co, Macro? And he does like to shop for everyday normal stuff.

 

[Comical Aly]

He can't be too fond of local tap water

 

[FoxForceFive]

What store has red and white trolleys? Ice Land, Cost Co, Macro? And he does like to shop for everyday normal stuff.

That's Costco. I go about 3 times a year cos we can't afford to buy in bulk & don't have the room to store so it's rare, & I've seen him there twice.

I think the club have told him that's all there is to do in Liverpool.

 

[tombrown]

What store has red and white trolleys? Ice Land, Cost Co, Macro? And he does like to shop for everyday normal stuff.

Kwiksave?

 

[white-sox]

That's Costco. I go about 3 times a year cos we can't afford to buy in bulk & don't have the room to store so it's rare, & I've seen him there twice.

I think the club have told him that's all there is to do in Liverpool.

If you go three times a year and you have seen him there twice my crazy maths skills tell me he spends a lot of time in costco. I think I will go there next time I'm in Liverpool!

 

[FoxForceFive]

He can't be too fond of local tap water

The tap water in Liverpool is actually pretty decent.

Mostly cos it's Welsh, we flooded a small town to turn into our reservoir.

It doesn't cause limescale buildup either.

 

[Fox]

Agreed, its been pretty helpful that Torres has been horrendous since he left.
To put it into perspective, Torres has scored the same amount of goals in the league in his entire Chelsea career as Suarez has scored this season. 17.

Suarez has scored more goals this season than 10 Other entire PL sides including spurs. Classic

 

[doctor_mac]

 

[mark1975]

He can't be too fond of local tap water

Corpy lemo!

 

[Dreambeliever]

Not necessarily downhill, but to expect any more than he's doing at the minute is unreasonable.

If he continues what he is doing for 4.5 years we will win the league and the CL more than once.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I said I didn't think he'd hit 20 league goals. I'm not wrong yet !

Next season, if he improves as Rodgers says he will, I predict 45 league goals.

He might 45 this year yet!

 

[Dreambeliever]

What a superb xmas present.

On the road to being our greatest ever player!

If he leads us to the title this year he probably will be!!

Love the video of the song

 

[Red Astaire]

The tap water in Liverpool is actually pretty decent.

Mostly cos it's Welsh, we flooded a small town to turn into our reservoir.

It doesn't cause limescale buildup either.

If you drink the tap water in London (and if you're male) You are likely to grow breasts and start reading 'Marie Claire' ...... Serious...

 

[StevieM]

Not just any water. That is Highland Spring. It seems our Luis is a man of fine taste as well as sublime footy skills.

The Corona would suggest otherwise.

 

[dee]

If you drink the tap water in London (and if you're male) You are likely to grow breasts and start reading 'Marie Claire' ...... Serious...

It's a good read.

 

[localny]

Agreed, its been pretty helpful that Torres has been horrendous since he left.
To put it into perspective, Torres has scored the same amount of goals in the league in his entire Chelsea career as Suarez has scored this season. 17.

Crazy. Really?