LOVE tonight...

[Oncy]

I wouldn't last 2 days in the army, my arse is too peachy.

Well you probably have a lot of nappy cream and baby oil knocking about the place to keep that bad boy moist and wrinkle free.

 

[Oncy]

Crisp packet should do it, no-one will notice anyway as all eyes will be on the TV !

Maybe a Sensation multibag packet yeah *scoffs*

 

[FoxForceFive]

Well you probably have a lot of nappy cream and baby oil knocking about the place to keep that bad boy moist and wrinkle free.

She's young mate, but I think she's out of nappies.

 

[Judge Jules]

Told Molly I would buy her a present today for 'First day of the season day'
Sowing the early seeds for whoever her future husband is to get some peace and make her understand the days importance.

"My daughter's boyfriends? I figure if I kill the first one, word'll get out." [Charles Barkley]

 

[King Binny]

If time permits, I'm going on a marathon of Liverpool-Stoke, Arsenal-Aston Villa, Swansea-Man Utd and maybe Valencia-Malaga. Overdose.

 

[Frogfish]

If time permits, I'm going on a marathon of Liverpool-Stoke, Arsenal-Aston Villa, Swansea-Man Utd and maybe Valencia-Malaga. Replay Liverpool, Replay Liverpool, Replay Liverpool, Overdose.

Me too (above). We better win in style.

 

[Ossi]

I've a shaky hangover, I guess I need to start drinking to feel human again.

 

[tombrown]

Im going the pub to watch the game (fucking BT) so obviously the full 90 minute cock out could be tricky. What I may have to do is hang it between boxer short flap and trousers to go to the bar. But hang it out full glory when at the table.
My only worry is as its first day of the season, I have had a full on diamond cutting boner since about 5am and its going to be tricky to keep that under wraps.

I expect the leader of DA to set an example to us all, and have it out for the full 90 mins. If that means you don't get a round in then so be it.

 

[Woland]

Me too, I just tried to run it off down the beach and actually thought I was having a heart attack.

Glad when I did a massive massive burp. Attacking it with booze instead now.

 

[Dreambeliever]

If time permits, I'm going on a marathon of Liverpool-Stoke, Arsenal-Aston Villa, Swansea-Man Utd and maybe Valencia-Malaga. Overdose.

I'm doing the same but will 5am by then

 

[Oncy]

Cock was out. Proud.
We savaged those anti-football cunts.
Love being a red.
Yes. Drunk.