Longest of long shots.
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Oncey has deffo had a few sherberts
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I thought this was going to be a 'Dumbledores Army' where going to win the Title thread..
I just wanted to mention on here my gratitude and thanks to the Count who sorted me out with two tickets for the game.
This then devolved (through issues on my end and frankly some of the blame lies with Woland and Bam) into a farce of epic proportions.
But the long and the short of it is The Count is a top man and I love him forever.
This then devolved (through issues on my end and frankly some of the blame lies with Woland and Bam) into a farce of epic proportions.
But the long and the short of it is The Count is a top man and I love him forever.
The Count sent me his season cards on which he paid for two for the match.
Then the fucking dog ate them. Genuinely and not in a funny story way, in an actually ate them way.
So now I have no tickets and am driving North on Thursday on a wing and prayer that I can blag my way in with an email confirmation only.
I know its now the longest of even longer shots and I am 99.9% sure its a further waste of time and money and im going to be laughed out of Anfield, but id hate myself for not giving it a go.
So ive gone from having no dog and no ticket to two tickets, but dog, no tickets.
Therefore Thursday will be drive to Anfield, duty bound to make the effort, show said email, be asked for ID, have no ID in the name of ****, ******* the person on the email whos season cards my dog ate to add increased expense to what I will be paying The Count for tickets I dont have for a game I wont see after driving 4 hours to get there and 4 hours home.
Your post about Bam made me get a dog.
This is kind of on you.
But I love you. And I love the count.
Gutted as I feel, you have to have a sense of humour about it right?
You'll prob need a letter from Paul saying you can collect his duplicate tickets for him. You prob need the last 4 digits of his credit card and maybe even something showing his address. Perhaps Paul could scan you something??
I'll find out what people do when cards get lost in transit.
Paul could also ring the club and leave message with ticket office giving you the authority to collect on his behalf. I think this worked before for FA cup tickets?
I'll find out what people do when cards get lost in transit.
Paul could also ring the club and leave message with ticket office giving you the authority to collect on his behalf. I think this worked before for FA cup tickets?
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Dont mate. I feel shit.
The dog ate them?!
*attempts straight face*
*fails*
*attempts straight face*
*fails*
I still cant figure out why he glued someone elses seasontickets to his cock....
Did you wait til the dog done a dump..?
The serial numbers on the card may have be intact [emoji6]
The serial numbers on the card may have be intact [emoji6]
Well seeing that any faint whiff of anonymity has been blown away.............
I already told a few porkies in order to get the new cards sent to Oncey,
Seeing that, having consulted with her supervisor, they took three days to decide not to send them to an alternate address and insisted that the new cards could only be collected by moi, brandishing photo id, I think that they might well have figured out what was going on.
Possibly because I have previous for this sort of thing pleading inability to collect tickets in time for the semi final last season.
I am gutted for Oncey all told.
What a night it would have been to have stood on the Kop.
Hopefully he still gets lucky.
Has the ticket completely gone, surely a half chewed ticket will only help your story?
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