Careful now. ...you'll end up with a rep like mine for really bad puns/jokes!
Liverpool Vs Hoffenheim.
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That's the one - if your ball went in the "stream" you didn't try to get it back in case your fingers burnt off.
The time I was referring to, someone had curled a nice stinky one into the hole on the 8th or 9th. My mate had a putt to win the hole, and despite knowing what was waiting inside, took it on. He didn't even swap out to an old ball that he could leave behind. He holed out and picked the ball out of the turd, cleaned it on a rag & continued as if nothing untoward had happened. Dirty bastard.
My other memory of that course is having my car radio nicked in the car park
Daniele Orsato is the man in the middle.
This will be a big moment for the Italian, as he has never officiated a Liverpool game before.
He did, however, oversee Champions League victories for Leicester City and Manchester City last season.
Expect a few cards. His last three Champions League games have seen 20 yellows and one red.
This will be a big moment for the Italian, as he has never officiated a Liverpool game before.
He did, however, oversee Champions League victories for Leicester City and Manchester City last season.
Expect a few cards. His last three Champions League games have seen 20 yellows and one red.
From tonight's presser:
Coutinho is now ill as well as injured!
Everything is cool between Coutinho and myself. Absolutely. 100%.
It's only half time. We have to be better in this game.
How will we approach the game? Wait and see. We have a plan.
Did we practice penalties? I let them practice after training if they wanted to. We already have that kind of thing as an ongoing element anyway.
Coutinho is now ill as well as injured!
Everything is cool between Coutinho and myself. Absolutely. 100%.
It's only half time. We have to be better in this game.
How will we approach the game? Wait and see. We have a plan.
Did we practice penalties? I let them practice after training if they wanted to. We already have that kind of thing as an ongoing element anyway.
Apart from that song Paul Simon wrote, but yeah.
We work in an office near the Runcorn Bridge (and the new mammoth bridge that's opening in weeks), we close the windows regularly because you can "smell" Widnes.
True fact.
More mini Rodgers than mini Klopp then?
Press conference starts from 13:15
Get the fuck out! I literally just described him as that to a mate!
He's a smashing bloke in the German language to the Germans but comes across like a cunt in translation into English. Like Hitler in the 1930s.
I've bought you a drink, fraulein....
That's not what I said but whatever.
Or Nigel Farage to the English two years ago?
I"LL reserve any compliments and or niceties for the opposition till after the ref blows the final whistle!
I'm pretty sure 2 years ago a very large majority of English people (who I will presume to speak for despite not being one of them), thought Farage was a massive bellend.
Ming
TAA---Matip----Lovren----Robertson
Can----Henderson-----Milner
Mane--Solanke--Salah
Klopp will probably play Firmino, but that's pretty close to the side I expect. Wijnaldum's been shite so he should be dropped.
TAA---Matip----Lovren----Robertson
Can----Henderson-----Milner
Mane--Solanke--Salah
Klopp will probably play Firmino, but that's pretty close to the side I expect. Wijnaldum's been shite so he should be dropped.
Milner and Robertson impressed too much not to give them another go, that midfield looks so painfully agricultural though, not that Gini would change that too much.
So would I. It might have been a different story if we'd signed Keita, but we haven't (not yet anyway?) and we need to react accordingly IMO.
Is that official?
From Melissa Reddy, so yes.
Fuck. We can change the whole defence with that bench.
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