Liverpool vs Everton MATCH THREAD (Sunday May 5th, KO 1.30pm)

[Rosco]

Agger injures himself

 

[LarryHagman]

That's Agger out for 14 light years.

 

[doctor_mac]

Weird sub.

 

[Rosco]

Skrtel for Downing? whats this about, going 3 at the back?

Skrtel is playing as a false 5 or something

 

[doctor_mac]

That's Agger out for 14 light years.

Light year is a distance, not a measurement of time.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fucking hell Lucas.

 

[Rosco]

Well done Lucas you useless fucker

 

[refugee]

We seem to be utterly shit and hesitant at throw-ins today

 

[RedStar]

we have done that 3 or 4 times today, useless fucking short throws when all our players are closed down

 

[#roadred]

Weird sub.

He is playing 3 at the back so Johnson and Enrique can push further up, maybe.

 

[FreshRed]

Well done Lucas you useless fucker

Luckily Gibson has been his match today

 

[LarryHagman]

If I didn't support us, I'd think Lucas was comedy gold.

 

[doctor_mac]

He is playing 3 at the back so Johnson and Enrique can push further up, maybe.

Yeah. Figured it. Hangover brain today.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I expected Carra to move up behind Lucas & Lucas to move further up, so there was more support to coutinho & Sturridge allowing coutinho to get forward more with Henderson.

 

[Rosco]

If I didn't support us, I'd think Lucas was comedy gold.

It's compounded by the fact a large chunk of our own fans think he's good.

I feel like the victim of a big joke

 

[Hansern]

Enrique has been poor today

 

[Shadey]

90th minute penalty.. would Carra take it?

 

[FoxForceFive]

90th minute penalty.. would Carra take it?

No.

Unless we score 2 first.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

enrique has been fairly fucking woeful with the ball today .

 

[Hansern]

Yet another elbow. Ridiculous

 

[Rosco]

Fellaini with another elbow

 

[RedStar]

a succession of stupid freekicks we have given away

 

[the count]

how is Felaini still on the pitch?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Stevie calling the ref a fucking shithouse isn't the best way to keep him onside.

 

[doctor_mac]

O'Hare was annoyingly accurate in his pre-game prediction. I'm sure modesty will prevent him from calling everyone's attention to it.

 

[Judge Jules]

how is Felaini still on the pitch?

I find myself asking that question every piggin time the fecker plays.

 

[#roadred]

Fizzle fizzle fizzle....................out.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We can claim bragging rights based on the away goal rule.

 

[gkmacca]

Dullsville.

 

[doctor_mac]

That was another wonderful little dribble from Coutinho to draw the foul from Osman.