Liverpool v Porto Match Thread - CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[Skullflower]

You’ll spoil your Pot Noodle entree

I don't eat the pot noodle

 

[FoxForceFive]

Porto fans noisier at anfield?

Tbf it's hardly a CL classic night when you're playing the second leg already winning 5 0 on aggregate & the away side have made ten changes to their team.

If it were all to play for I'd imagine the Anfield crowd would be more involved.

As it is I bet most of them are discussing astro belts & pot noodles.

 

[Fabio]

Lovren trying to organise the defence

He's facing an uphill battle with Matip next to him

 

[Shay_K]

Can you get Scouse flavoured Pot noodle?

 

[Fabio]

Can you get Scouse flavoured Pot noodle?

Give skully one for 10 minutes and you'll have it

 

[Ijg]

That's a good thing I think

Yeah probably, but it’s just dull to watch. Might stick on PSG v Real for entertainment.

 

[Fabio]

My commentary keeps calling Can "yarn"

Fucking me right off

 

[manwithnoname]

My commentary keeps calling Can "yarn"

Fucking me right off

Probably a wool

 

[Fabio]

Probably a wool

Defo A bad fucking wool

 

[FoxForceFive]

If this game mattered I'd be pissed off with this ref. Giving us nothing.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Actually that was nothing.

 

[manwithnoname]

Half time already! Where did the time go?

 

[Fabio]

Moreno giving his best Alli Impression

 

[FoxForceFive]

No time added on.

I can't remember the last time I saw that at half time.

 

[Y1]

Tbf it's hardly a CL classic night when you're playing the second leg already winning 5 0 on aggregate & the away side have made ten changes to their team.

If it were all to play for I'd imagine the Anfield crowd would be more involved.

As it is I bet most of them are discussing astro belts & pot noodles.

I could only hear them singing and chanting on TV

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I guess that's a good ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz half

 

[darkstarexodus]

After watching for 5 mins I've decided to save the data on my mobile plan and just keep tabs in this thread. Pot noodles are definitely more entertaining than that muck.

 

[Ijg]

What a snore fest. Get through this next 45 mins with no injuries as it is I’ll be pleased.

 

[gkmacca]

Lovren was dead right to boot that ball out when the others were faffing around at the back. Drives me crazy. We need much more urgency in the second half. These are games when players can build confidence, even cockiness, that will serve them well in the future. Don't sleepwalk through it.

 

[Skullflower]

I feel sick after the astro belts.

 

[manwithnoname]

I knew it was all going to kick off

 

[manwithnoname]

The Nissan Leaf, a new way to drive

With one pedal for acceleration *and* deceleration

Er. Isn’t that asking for trouble?

 

[Dave G]

Not even a single corner. At least they have had shots and corners in Paris.

 

[manwithnoname]

Hurray. Michael Owen halftime analysis with ‘joker in the pack’ Owen Hargreaves

Straps in

 

[Markeh]

Hurray. Michael Owen halftime analysis with ‘joker in the pack’ Owen Hargreaves

Straps in

Someone hit a golf ball at him

 

[manwithnoname]

Michael with that customary twinkle in his eye.

Although it could be a maggot

 

[SummerOnions]

Brings on the Ings

 

[doctor_mac]

Brings on the Ings

Yeah, whip off Firmino.

 

[doctor_mac]

Brilliant ball by Hendo there.

 

[manwithnoname]

They’ve got some good names

Andre Andre
A Booby Car

Well played