Liverpool v Crystal Palace Match Thread

[Mystic]

This is a team who went to city and beat them and rode it out.

This isn't as easy as people think

I don't think it's easy, but they were much better against City than they are today, it's a fucking scandal they're winning, but that's football. I believe we'll bound back second half, and take advantage of our clear superiority.

 

[Mystic]

Get lallana on to save the day

Isn't painfully unfunny attempts at irony a banable offence?

 

[Fabio]

I'm sorry, but people kept responding to me seriously!

Obviously, the footballing gods are very serious and I'm not mocking them in any way. Please accept this slaughtered goat as a gift oh merciful gods.

The path of the jinx isn't a choice, it's a state of mind.

 

[Fabio]

Isn't painfully unfunny attempts at irony a banable offence?

A Bananable offence if it's about him

 

[gene hughes]

The hysteria on this place, Keita hasn't been dire, we are all over them, they don't deserve to be ahead by any stretch of the imagination, that's just football sometimes. Klopp needs to get the front three to sharpen up, continue dominating the game and considering the onslaught they faced in the first half, they'll tire, and we will score.

Keita has indeed been dire. Palace had the best chance of the game and scored with it. Possession doesn’t matter unless you score more than them.

 

[darkstarexodus]

How are people still not aware I'm trying to appease the footballing jinx gods?

FFS now that I've had to say that, we will DEFINITELY drop points today.

FFSH.

 

[Fabio]

GWAAAAAN

 

[Athens]

The path of the jinx isn't a choice, it's a state of mind.

Tell that to the poor dog Skully is going to bum to death now.

 

[FoxForceFive]

There. Happy now?

 

[darkstarexodus]

MOMOMOMOMO!!!!

 

[Fabio]

There. Happy now?

No because we're still gonna fuck up

 

[Modo]

Perfect start!!!! Get in. Van Dijk super assist again!

 

[Markeh]

I love you Mo

 

[refugee]

Get the fuck in.

 

[Shay_K]

Mo

 

[Mystic]

Zero chance of us scoring today boys.

 

[manwithnoname]

Yet again: thank fuck for Salah

 

[got red on me]

Hahaha, I’d literally just got back from a booze run when that went in.

 

[binomial]

Fuck would we be without VVD and Mo

 

[manwithnoname]

Yes, now we're level get that spastic Keita off the pitch and we might actually win it

 

[Markeh]

I'd love Robertson to score today

 

[Fabio]

I'd love Robertson to score today

I'd love any cunt in red to score

 

[KopRed]

I'd love Robertson to score today

Just a win. I don't care if it's 10 own goals.

 

[Mystic]

Just a win. I don't care if it's 10 own goals.

That would be fucking brilliant.

 

[KopRed]

Bobby!!!

 

[Fabio]

Mane hesitates every pass recently

Fucks me off

 

[Fabio]

GWAAAAAAAAN

 

[darkstarexodus]

BOBBY!!!!

 

[Fabio]

KEITA ASSIST


FUCK ALL YOY CUNTS

 

[binomial]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA