Liverpool CL Final Drinkies
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If you get the cutout I will keep it with me
Hahaha. That'd be boss.
I reckon places might be more likely to let us in if we have a cardboard cut out of that gay lad from Hollyoaks with us as well. Scared of discriminating & that.
You realise Oncy's going to make a hole and hang his cock out through it, don't you?
I've just asked my mate Mark (you've met him before once or twice) who's coming with us for the final if his place can do it. They'll charge like but it'll be mates rates. He works for a professional printers/graphic designer place.
Oh, & I'll need a full length photo of you if he can do it Pete.
Preferably clothed like, not one of your Snapchat ones.
Preferably clothed like, not one of your Snapchat ones.
Can you please get a full length shot in full kit including shinnies. Ill carry you round all night
He said it'd cost them a lot cos of the type of printing they do.
He said to check ebay cos they do them well cheaper.
He said to check ebay cos they do them well cheaper.
- Her fanny was slightly wonky
- She smelled a bit like crisps
- Her ankles were 1.3 times bigger than I'm used to
- Reminded me of my first dog
- One tit was slightly bigger than the other
- She was over 18
- Her perfume was pure ITV
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Not that I'm suggesting you shouldn't have exacting standards dude.
Just get a cutout of a Liverpool player on ebay and stick my grid on it.
Ok.
A 2 foot tall Peter will cost 12.99
A 4 foot tall Peter will cost 22.99
A life sized Peter will 39.99
A 2 foot tall Peter will cost 12.99
A 4 foot tall Peter will cost 22.99
A life sized Peter will 39.99
I've told you far too much when I've been pissed before the City and Roma games.
The last one i fucked off cos she was perfectly lovely and that, but was a shit shag and had tiny tits.
Valid reasons in my head. MmmK.
It's about the same cost no matter who you get mate, you or chewbacca or anyone really.
OK all this thread needs now is Avvy photoshop, of me on a Chewbacca body.
It was duty as a fellow human to teach her to blow like a pornstar before you released her, and you could have bought her a pair of tits from the tit fairy. But no. On the slagheap. Literally. You disgust me.
Do you have the photo?
If so just bang the order in mate.
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/312086683998
We can stand you on our table if you're only 2 foot. That'd be boss.
If we all throw in a few quid each it's easily done.
Life sized would be better like.
Life sized would be better like.
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