Liverpool B (So'ton) vs Liverpool A Match Thread

[dantes]

Loving Firmino's diving at the slightest touch. More of that please.

 

[manwithnoname]

Firmino's been fouled twice and got nothing.

 

[refugee]

Need to wake up. This has been a very sloppy start

 

[Farkmaster]

It's hard to develop through the midfeld if no one sits shows between the lines. Instead we look to bypass. Meanwhile there's a ball on up our flank all day.

 

[dantes]

Firmino's been fouled twice and got nothing.

The point is that hijo de puta son of bitch cocksucker Martin Atkincunt will find it harder to give them a soft penalty now.

 

[RedStar]

Southampton have plenty of the ball but dont look dangerous with it

 

[keniget]

We have been shocking since going ahead and at this rate it’s only a matter of time till we concede.

Really poor.

 

[Judge Jules]

Well saved Karius. At least being able to say that is a positive.

 

[hmmmmm1]

More nervous times. We can't hold the ball. We are letting them come onto us

 

[FoxForceFive]

They looked utterly bereft of confidence & clueless when we scored.

Then we somehow managed to conspire to give them the ball, time & impetus to build their confidence, & now they look like they'll score any minute.

Decent save from Karius to tip that over.

 

[Farkmaster]

Southampton have plenty of the ball but dont look dangerous with it

If we give them free crosses at this rate all game, you fancy us keeping them out?

 

[Silver Sean]

Firmino's been fouled twice and got nothing.

Radio Five plums saying he should have been booked for diving.

 

[bobtkelpie]

We have totally switched off. No attacking prowess, and looking shaky in defense.

 

[Silver Sean]

We seem desperate to allow them to score.

 

[hmmmmm1]

That's a chance for mane, poor touch

 

[RedStar]

I forgot Ox was on the pitch til he kicked the ball out of play, dont think thats a good sign

 

[manwithnoname]

Radio Five plums saying he should have been booked for diving.

He may have dived, but he was grabbed around the shoulder/ neck and pulled.

Could have been given

 

[Silver Sean]

So Karius can make saves. Who knew?

 

[Farkmaster]

This whole team is set up to create those opportunities, at the expense of open flanks, so we need to put them away. If not, then Salah needs to come wider right sometimes and keep their fullback honest.

 

[Silver Sean]

I forgot Ox was on the pitch til he kicked the ball out of play, dont think thats a good sign

Well, he's always been utter gash, so shouldn't be too much of a surprise.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Matip was lucky

 

[FoxForceFive]

VVD bollocking Matip there. "What the fuck was that?" he screamed at him. Rightly so.

 

[hmmmmm1]

It was coming for matip. Keep it simple

 

[hmmmmm1]

What a dreadful throw out from karius

 

[ILD]

Did Matip know it was offside there? If not, ffs.

 

[dantes]

Hopefully the ball takes a deflection and cannons into the back of Atkinson's head. And hopefully it's our medical team who are first on the scene.

 

[keniget]

Matip always does this shaking of the head “as if that happened” routine when he makes a mistake. You kinda don’t get to do that when it happens regularly. Just stop being shit.

 

[bobtkelpie]

Are we trying to let them score?!? We are playing as if we are the team third from bottom and they are third from top.

 

[RedStar]

Is Matip as bad as hes looked this season or are there some extenuating circumstances? Hes been awful in a lot of games Ive watched

 

[KopRed]

Ox's been shit, so has Mane.

Can switches on and off. Gini works hard but has little threat.

Our pressing hasn't won us many balls.