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LFC 3rd Kit Revealed

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Yeah, you seem to be in the majority. Most people seem to go gooey for football tops that don't look like football tops. Not me. I think they're bent.

What's a "proper" football top?

They've been gaudy for as long as I can remember.
 
It should sell well. Which is the whole point of these things anyway. The worst part about it is the Warrior logo. It's always struck me as amateurish. I learned how to spell "amateur" because that was my porn of preference when searching the primitive web of 1996. Before most people had digital cameras, much less phones with hd video. Amateur pornography was impossibly rare. Occasionally folks scanned old photographs of their wives' boobs and they magically loaded line by line via modem. I think I have them all stored on an iomega jaz drive somewhere. Which brings me back to this kit. It's the iomega jaz drive of kits. It will sell well because it is current and we will store our porn on it and we will put it in a box in the closet and no one will remember it in twenty years.
 
It should sell well. Which is the whole point of these things anyway. The worst part about it is the Warrior logo. It's always struck me as amateurish. I learned how to spell "amateur" because that was my porn of preference when searching the primitive web of 1996. Before most people had digital cameras, much less phones with hd video. Amateur pornography was impossibly rare. Occasionally folks scanned old photographs of their wives' boobs and they magically loaded line by line via modem. I think I have them all stored on an iomega jaz drive somewhere. Which brings me back to this kit. It's the iomega jaz drive of kits. It will sell well because it is current and we will store our porn on it and we will put it in a box in the closet and no one will remember it in twenty years.

This analogy is flawed for me in that almost all technology becomes hilariously obsolete in 20 years.

The only exceptions I can think of are vintage video games.
 
I think I have them all stored on an iomega jaz drive somewhere. Which brings me back to this kit. It's the iomega jaz drive of kits. It will sell well because it is current and we will store our porn on it and we will put it in a box in the closet and no one will remember it in twenty years.

From awful kits to reminiscing about iomega jizz drives. SCM covers everything under The Lying Rag.
 
Fuck me there are some wannabe Gok Wan's on this site.....

Anyway I like it.
 
The 3rd goalie kit actually works nicely imo.

Not keen on the 3rd kit itself, but that goalie kit is well smart.
 
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Because black is a Man Utd colour. No a Liverpool colour. The only black piece of kit acceptable are black shorts with a white shirt.

Yep. Luke (my 6 year old) made me a black & red loom band, I refused to wear it for that reason & my wife was not pleased.

He understood, apologised & made me a red & white one.

I've taught him well, even if he hasn't got all the teams colours memorised yet.
 
Yeah my lad made me a black and red one, but it's alright because it's Bombers (his Aussie Rules team) colours. Still not wearing the fucking thing though. He's made me about 12 and I just put them all on the gear stick of my car.
 
Yeah my lad made me a black and red one, but it's alright because it's Bombers (his Aussie Rules team) colours. Still not wearing the fucking thing though. He's made me about 12 and I just put them all on the gear stick of my car.

Ha! Nearly every parent at the kids school are festooned in them, I just wear the one!

Don't mind cos it makes him happy. Went the pub wearing a red dinosaur sticker to watch the match last season cos he begged me to 'for luck'.

Years of walking round with baby sick & snot on my clothes (most of the time without realising) have made me immune to caring what people think!

Last summer he gave me a medal to wear in the morning (one of those real plastic gold ones) I forgot about it completely, went to town for a couple of hours, round the supermarket & the school, before Bex came home at 6pm & started laughing at me.
 
Heh I don't care what people think, it's just that he makes them so tight my hand turns blue if I wear them. He's cool with it though. My gear stick is a shrine to a multitude of loom bands, bead bracelets and various other gaudy things he has crafted.
 
Black is a Utd colour?!?!?! WTF!!!! That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day - And that is saying something considering I had to chat to the checkout lady at Tesco's earlier....
 
Black is a Utd colour?!?!?! WTF!!!! That's the dumbest thing I've heard all day - And that is saying something considering I had to chat to the checkout lady at Tesco's earlier....

Black with a red trim is, for me at least, as is red with a black trim.
 
It's hideous.As is the away shirt.​
What sort of grown man wears yellow, or this Dennis the menace themed outfit?​
Shit designs. Shit company.​
 
Yeah my lad made me a black and red one, but it's alright because it's Bombers (his Aussie Rules team) colours. Still not wearing the fucking thing though. He's made me about 12 and I just put them all on the gear stick of my car.


GO THE MIGHTY BOMBERS
 
I'm a big fan of the red collar, and the red trim on the sleeves.

I'll probably buy both off Ali Express.
 
After THIS Germany performance, I like the black and red horizontal striped kit very much.
 
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