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King Keita

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You kow its kind of funny...cant wait till he has his match up against Kante at Chelsea ... in West Africa I think its common to have names like Kante Keita. But when they face each other it will be like the scene from transformera original cartoon when these midgit robots start fighting each other.
 
Also the poster you all know as Keniget isnt the original Ken. Hes like Ace Rimmer and someone else steps in to become Ken when the Ken before dies.
This is Keniget number 7

Isn't that just a Dr Who regeneration rip off? Fuck you Ken, you charlatan.
 
We just need a manager who can get the best out of him..


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It was a promising debut, hopefully it's just the start.

Looking forward to seeing him against some better players
 
Where is @Ryan ?

Naby Keita is a player he'd like.

Hey mate. New baby, work shit, etc etc.

Yep, Keita looks sensational. I think we all knew he'd be pretty good though right?!

That was some debut mind you. He looked effortless when in possession. You compare him on the ball to someone like a Henderson for example - who continually looks like it takes max concentration and technique to do even the most basic thing. Keita meanwhile gets the fucking thing pinged at him from any angle and his body shape is set, he kills it instantly, and plays the completely correct next ball at exactly the right pace. Completely unflustered doing it too.

He's a serious footballer alright.
 
I’ll be dead soon too.

Work have finally blocked 6CM. After 12 years of me going on there. The crafty fuckers have also managed to block the site from home too (it’s a work laptop and when I login on the home WiFi it’s still blocked). So I can only log on through Tapatalk on my phone. And fuck can I be arsed with that all the time.

See yaz.

#RIPPIEDRO
 
Hey mate. New baby, work shit, etc etc.

Yep, Keita looks sensational. I think we all knew he'd be pretty good though right?!

That was some debut mind you. He looked effortless when in possession. You compare him on the ball to someone like a Henderson for example - who continually looks like it takes max concentration and technique to do even the most basic thing. Keita meanwhile gets the fucking thing pinged at him from any angle and his body shape is set, he kills it instantly, and plays the completely correct next ball at exactly the right pace. Completely unflustered doing it too.

He's a serious footballer alright.

@Ryan. Welcome back, mate. What do you think about Milner's improvement – is it possible for a player to improve his technique after 30? Some of his footwork seems a lot more intricate that what I've ever seen from him. We all know about fitness and work ethic, but he's getting better as a footballer too, which has frankly surprised me.
 
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I’ll be dead soon too.

Work have finally blocked 6CM. After 12 years of me going on there. The crafty fuckers have also managed to block the site from home too (it’s a work laptop and when I login on the home WiFi it’s still blocked). So I can only log on through Tapatalk on my phone. And fuck can I be arsed with that all the time.

See yaz.

#RIPPIEDRO

That's fucking nasty. We're normally way too small & unimportant to get flagged on any blacklists.

RIP
 
I’ll be dead soon too.

Work have finally blocked 6CM. After 12 years of me going on there. The crafty fuckers have also managed to block the site from home too (it’s a work laptop and when I login on the home WiFi it’s still blocked). So I can only log on through Tapatalk on my phone. And fuck can I be arsed with that all the time.

See yaz.

#RIPPIEDRO

I'm sure human ingenuity can overcome these petty obstacles. Anonymizers etc.
 
I’ll be dead soon too.

Work have finally blocked 6CM. After 12 years of me going on there. The crafty fuckers have also managed to block the site from home too (it’s a work laptop and when I login on the home WiFi it’s still blocked). So I can only log on through Tapatalk on my phone. And fuck can I be arsed with that all the time.

See yaz.

#RIPPIEDRO

They probably used some online URL filtering software.

Try using Opera web browser and turn on the built-in VPN proxy and see if it works.
 
I’ll be dead soon too.

Work have finally blocked 6CM. After 12 years of me going on there. The crafty fuckers have also managed to block the site from home too (it’s a work laptop and when I login on the home WiFi it’s still blocked). So I can only log on through Tapatalk on my phone. And fuck can I be arsed with that all the time.

See yaz.

#RIPPIEDRO
Just get VPN
 
I’ll be dead soon too.

Work have finally blocked 6CM. After 12 years of me going on there. The crafty fuckers have also managed to block the site from home too (it’s a work laptop and when I login on the home WiFi it’s still blocked). So I can only log on through Tapatalk on my phone. And fuck can I be arsed with that all the time.

See yaz.

#RIPPIEDRO
VPNs don't work ? Plenty of free ones. Or using the TOR browswer will definitely work.

Or ......

Web2Mail is a free service that sends websites you want to read right into your inbox. All you need to do is send an email to www@web2mail.com with the URL as subject title.
 
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Like I said, online URL filtering software will block websites from the cloud, especially if they have an agent installed locally onto your PC, so it won't matter if you've got VPN or not.

However, some of my sneaky users have discovered that the built-in VPN (which is actually more of a proxy) in Opera browser has successfully bypassed many of these online URL filters, until I found out and block Opera's VPN 🙂

Regarding TOR, it depends how your IT admin setup their URL filtering policies. Most policies will include blocks for TOR installations.

There is however, another way. Run a virtual machine on your PC.
 
I wonder if it has been flagged because there are other people from Piedro's work on SCM.

*starts investigation*
 
I feel like none of you know who piedro is

Man can barely start a game of fortnite
There's a very good reason I made none of those suggestions, despite them being the first thing that came to mind.

Install opera browser & switch the vpn/proxy on it for him next time you're round there dude.

Then create a shortcut to it on the desktop, labelled 'CLICK ME FOR SCM".
 
Bit of a coincidence that all of those posters probably might have had an altercation with Dantes before they went missing. Same with Grungefuttock. Same with Stulovesdrums. Spiderneil.

They're all crisis actors. False flag crisis actors. As would be Piedro in the event he is unable to operate his browser and disappears for good.
 
It’s very reassuring that the members are coming out in their droves (well, 4 of you) to ensure that Piedro lives on.

Love you guys.
Calls the HR department of the company that Piedro works for to advise them to block Opera as well.
😉
 
There's a very good reason I made none of those suggestions, despite them being the first thing that came to mind.

Install opera browser & switch the vpn/proxy on it for him next time you're round there dude.

Then create a shortcut to it on the desktop, labelled 'CLICK ME FOR SCM".

And then set the browser home page to screaminganalorgasms.com and set his PC volume to max
 
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