Kevin Davies...

[Judge Jules]

What's that, the adult version of "Being John Malkovich"? 😉

 

[TheFasterBlade]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=34031.msg883623#msg883623 date=1244366509]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=34031.msg883620#msg883620 date=1244366346]
[quote author=Portly link=topic=34031.msg883596#msg883596 date=1244364980]
Kevin Davies isn't a footballer, he's an assassin with steel-capped elbows.

I wouldn't want him in our team, even if it guaranteed winning the Title next season.

The Bitters would be a good fit.
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Agree in principle, but if it guaranteed the league I'd take Hitler playing for us.

Yes, I know it makes me unprincipled, but I dont care, it's true, now they're on 18, we need 19, whatever the moral cost, cos there will be one (obv not at the level of Hitler playing for us).
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Too late for that. Hitler's on his way to Madrid.

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Hehe

Evil the Kaka.

 

[Glock21]

Rubbish.

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=34031.msg883700#msg883700 date=1244374130]
What job can he do, exactly?

With this, and the latest Crouch rumours, I am already feeling vaguely suicidal
[/quote]

Crouch?

 

[Jack D Rips]

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34031.msg883982#msg883982 date=1244445459]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=34031.msg883700#msg883700 date=1244374130]
What job can he do, exactly?

With this, and the latest Crouch rumours, I am already feeling vaguely suicidal
[/quote]

Crouch?
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Linked in one of the Sunday papers

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=34031.msg883985#msg883985 date=1244445708]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34031.msg883982#msg883982 date=1244445459]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=34031.msg883700#msg883700 date=1244374130]
What job can he do, exactly?

With this, and the latest Crouch rumours, I am already feeling vaguely suicidal
[/quote]

Crouch?
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Linked in one of the Sunday papers
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I know he's an option, and I sometimes wish he'd stayed, but we need a striker to fill in for Torres with similar attributes.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yep. Who's happy to sit on the bench for vast swathes of the season.

Bent's prob not as bad a shout as your brain first tells you when his name is linked with us.

 

[Jack D Rips]

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34031.msg883987#msg883987 date=1244446001]
[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=34031.msg883985#msg883985 date=1244445708]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34031.msg883982#msg883982 date=1244445459]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=34031.msg883700#msg883700 date=1244374130]
What job can he do, exactly?

With this, and the latest Crouch rumours, I am already feeling vaguely suicidal
[/quote]

Crouch?
[/quote]

Linked in one of the Sunday papers
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I know he's an option, and I sometimes wish he'd stayed, but we need a striker to fill in for Torres with similar attributes.
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Sorry. I thought the way you posted it that you were asking where the Crouch rumour came from

 

[gkmacca]

Apropos the bluenoses, there's an interesting little piece in the Post about that clown Mike Walker (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/sport-news/everton-fc/2009/06/06/mark-ward-everton-fc-job-too-big-for-phoney-walker-55578-23802867/) - it makes sense of why they were even funnier than usual at the time.

 

[refugee]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=34031.msg884039#msg884039 date=1244454373]
Apropos the bluenoses, there's an interesting little piece in the Post about that clown Mike Walker (http://www.dailypost.co.uk/sport-news/everton-fc/2009/06/06/mark-ward-everton-fc-job-too-big-for-phoney-walker-55578-23802867/) - it makes sense of why they were even funnier than usual at the time.
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Funny article

 

[Judge Jules]

Good article. (Incidentally, do I remember rightly - was Ward born a Red?)

BTW in the small print at the bottom it says Dossena's handed a transfer request in.