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Kevin Davies...

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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34031.msg883497#msg883497 date=1244321681]
Staying in town tonight with his agent. Scouts honour.
[/quote]Christ not us i hope?
 
[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34031.msg883506#msg883506 date=1244322023]
No idea. Checked into Hope Street.
[/quote]Hard work.
Not many goals.
English.
Fuck....its us isnt it.

*weeps*
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34031.msg883508#msg883508 date=1244322184]
[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34031.msg883506#msg883506 date=1244322023]
No idea. Checked into Hope Street.
[/quote]Hard work.
Not many goals.
English.
Fuck....its us isnt it.

*weeps*
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We might score from a corner for once, so it aint all bad.
 
Hope St? Perhaps it's nothing to do with a transfer. Perhaps he's looking for a lady of the night.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=34031.msg883578#msg883578 date=1244359666]
I found what looked like a parasitic worm in my fish in Hope St the other night

Perhaps that's a sign
[/quote]Nice of you to take your fish out for a walk.
 
Kevin Davies isn't a footballer, he's an assassin with steel-capped elbows.

I wouldn't want him in our team, even if it guaranteed winning the Title next season.

The Bitters would be a good fit.
 
[quote author=Portly link=topic=34031.msg883596#msg883596 date=1244364980]
Kevin Davies isn't a footballer, he's an assassin with steel-capped elbows.

I wouldn't want him in our team, even if it guaranteed winning the Title next season.

The Bitters would be a good fit.
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Are you sure???
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=34031.msg883605#msg883605 date=1244365460]
You would

You're a stupid cunt
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That's nice, fella. Go on, let it all out. We're all rooting for you.
 
[quote author=Portly link=topic=34031.msg883596#msg883596 date=1244364980]
Kevin Davies isn't a footballer, he's an assassin with steel-capped elbows.

I wouldn't want him in our team, even if it guaranteed winning the Title next season.

The Bitters would be a good fit.
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Agree in principle, but if it guaranteed the league I'd take Hitler playing for us.

Yes, I know it makes me unprincipled, but I dont care, it's true, now they're on 18, we need 19, whatever the moral cost, cos there will be one (obv not at the level of Hitler playing for us).
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=34031.msg883620#msg883620 date=1244366346]
[quote author=Portly link=topic=34031.msg883596#msg883596 date=1244364980]
Kevin Davies isn't a footballer, he's an assassin with steel-capped elbows.

I wouldn't want him in our team, even if it guaranteed winning the Title next season.

The Bitters would be a good fit.
[/quote]

Agree in principle, but if it guaranteed the league I'd take Hitler playing for us.

Yes, I know it makes me unprincipled, but I dont care, it's true, now they're on 18, we need 19, whatever the moral cost, cos there will be one (obv not at the level of Hitler playing for us).
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Too late for that. Hitler's on his way to Madrid.
 
More depressing horse shit.

Fuck me, why couldn't you say Ribbery just checked into Hope Street a la 'BB' at TT.

At least he had me refreshing 40 times a day.
 
What job can he do, exactly?

With this, and the latest Crouch rumours, I am already feeling vaguely suicidal
 
[quote author=rebel23 link=topic=34031.msg883695#msg883695 date=1244373251]
can do a job.
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Outside a night club.
 
Although I think I am as anxious as anybody for us to win the Title, it's equally of concern to me how we win the title. It's got to be done by playing great football.

Kevin Davies is great for keeping Bolton in the Premier League because he helps them to scramble 1-0 wins by elbowing defenders and fouling goalkeepers.

That's not the kind of stuff I would ever want to see at Anfield!
 
[quote author=Portly link=topic=34031.msg883779#msg883779 date=1244385521]
Although I think I am as anxious as anybody for us to win the Title, it's equally of concern to me how we win the title. It's got to be done by playing great football.

Kevin Davies is great for keeping Bolton in the Premier League because he helps them to scramble 1-0 wins by elbowing defenders and fouling goalkeepers.

That's not the kind of stuff I would ever want to see at Anfield!
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Good post. Winning by elbowing defenders and fouling goalkeepers is not something we should want at LFC.
This stuff should be left to players like Terry...
 
Sounds like a player that would be called upon if Plan, A,B & C didnt word so Plan Desperation would be to throw him upfront and launch the ball.

It would be a step back if he was brought in and he got some decent game time. However, if he was only used sparingly when its 0-0 at Anfield then he is a decent battering ram - a kinda when-needs-must option. But I wouldnt in favour of such signing.
 
We always get linked to 5 or 6 shitbag signings a year.


Thankfully, only 3 or 4 of them ever sign for us.
 
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=34031.msg883846#msg883846 date=1244403183]
This isn't actually a link, though, is it? It's just a 'player spotted in city' rumour.
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I surely liked it better when the likes of Zidane was the ones beeing spotted.

A bit more exotic.
 
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