Jurgen Klopp
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Poor old 'Arry, 'e's gorn off his bleedin' chump:
He wants Klopp to 'prove' himself at Sunderland.
Video here: http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...knapp-Liverpool-Jurgen-Klopp-Sunderland-Video
He wants Klopp to 'prove' himself at Sunderland.
Video here: http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...knapp-Liverpool-Jurgen-Klopp-Sunderland-Video
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Poor old 'Arry, 'e's gorn off his bleedin' chump:
He wants Klopp to 'prove' himself at Sunderland.
Video here: http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...knapp-Liverpool-Jurgen-Klopp-Sunderland-Video
Because he wants the Liverpool job.
In 5 minutes, haha.
Klopp plays a 4-2-3-1. Rafa played a 4-2-3-1.
Klopp says his biggest football influence was Sacchi's Milan. So did Rafa.
Klopp's won is own nation's league twice. So did Rafa.
Klopp's first LFC league game will be away at Spurs. So was Rafa's.
Klopp says his biggest football influence was Sacchi's Milan. So did Rafa.
Klopp's won is own nation's league twice. So did Rafa.
Klopp's first LFC league game will be away at Spurs. So was Rafa's.
so we'll win the Europa League this year, and finish 5th.
and we'll finish 2nd again in 2 years ... and lose in the CL final too.
And then we'll have a new manager in 5 years.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ooter
What a devilishly cunning man he is!
Rafa never had a big fuckoff yellow monster truck hat though.
[article=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3261952/Jurgen-Klopp-s-heavy-metal-football-rocking-Liverpool-players-expect-takes-Anfield-reins.html]Of the 469 goals they scored in Klopp's tenure, only 39 came from penalties or directly from free kicks.[/article]
he's one of the few people who look stupid and is.
Ballbag is raving on Twitter that Bayern is his first choice but Bayern are fighting to keep Pep.
He's also trying to stir the Coutinho to Barca pot saying that Barcelona haven't contacted Liverpool yet but they will because of Neymar.
When is this guessing fucking cunt going to shut his mouth.
He's also trying to stir the Coutinho to Barca pot saying that Barcelona haven't contacted Liverpool yet but they will because of Neymar.
When is this guessing fucking cunt going to shut his mouth.
TBF I've heard the stuff about Bayern before, from a German journo on TalkSh!te. Mind you, that's probably all Bollockue's source amounts to as well.
Questioned on a possible move to Merseyside on Tuesday, Klopp brushed aside reporters. "There's nothing to say," he told Bild when asked about the possibility of returning to management in the Premier League. "Neither a definite yes nor a definite no. I'm going home now." Reporters were unable to quiz Klopp further, as he laughed and walked off without passing further comment.
Piers MorganVerified account@piersmorgan
If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.
7:28 AM - 23 Nov 2014
Piers Morgan @piersmorgan 7h7 hours ago
I'm beginning to over-heat. > RT @piersmorgan If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.
If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.
7:28 AM - 23 Nov 2014
Piers Morgan @piersmorgan 7h7 hours ago
I'm beginning to over-heat. > RT @piersmorgan If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.
What's Piers up to these days? He lost his TV show in the states when no one watched.
If he needs any help getting the immolation started I'll gladly douse him in petrol & light the match.
Since he lost the show he's become a full time twat on twitter, rather than a part time one
I read it, go "lol", and move on
I've got enough problems winding myself up without some stranger doing it for me
Im not on twitter.I've just unfollowed you on Twitter.
He's got a vanity page in the Mail on Sunday, consisting of nothing but Walter Mitty-style anecdotes about famous people seeing him and telling him he's brilliant. He gets paid for that. A lot. Then he does a chat show for ITV, in which anyone not yet caught up in Yewtree blubs about how great their life's been.
He lost it because he pointed out it was mental to let anyone who fancies owning a gun have one. He's a massive cunt but he was right about one thing. And happily it cost him his US career. Twat.
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