Made me laugh:
Paddy's wife Muriel complains that she's never had an orgasm in 20 years of marriage. So off to the doctors they go.
The doctors tells Muriel to "just relax and keep cool using a fan"
Not wanting to fork out hard earned for a fan, Paddy asks his mate Dave to help out a waft a towel over them whilst they're on the job. After much huffing and puffing there's no success. Paddy says " Here, Dave, you have a go and I'll wave the towel"
So Dave jumps on and 10 minutes later Muriel has the most brain exploding orgasm in her life. As she lies there catching her breath Paddy declares :
" And THAT, my son, is how you flap a fucking towel!"
Paddy's wife Muriel complains that she's never had an orgasm in 20 years of marriage. So off to the doctors they go.
The doctors tells Muriel to "just relax and keep cool using a fan"
Not wanting to fork out hard earned for a fan, Paddy asks his mate Dave to help out a waft a towel over them whilst they're on the job. After much huffing and puffing there's no success. Paddy says " Here, Dave, you have a go and I'll wave the towel"
So Dave jumps on and 10 minutes later Muriel has the most brain exploding orgasm in her life. As she lies there catching her breath Paddy declares :
" And THAT, my son, is how you flap a fucking towel!"
