JOE COLE

[themn]

Ha ha indeed.

He doth push the Big Guy too far.

 

[Oncy]

I thought that earlier. What a daft fucker.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=39174.msg1111293#msg1111293 date=1275513137]
Of all the days for Brendan to get himself sin-binned.
[/quote]

Ahahahahaha. Quite.

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39174.msg1111232#msg1111232 date=1275510569]
My mate who is Chelsea reckons the Chelsea boards are sure he's signed for Real Madrid.
Can't see it masel, I'm still convinced it's Arsenal.
[/quote]

Though Mourinho did use him a lot, i can't see him leaving the Sarhth.

 

[Hansern]

Most Chelsea fans reckon Cole will sign for us, as he won't go to Spurs or the Arse because of his relationship with the Chelsea fans.

Either way, I read today that he won't decide anything before after the WC.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39174.msg1111855#msg1111855 date=1275549106]
Most Chelsea fans reckon Cole will sign for us, as he won't go to Spurs or the Arse because of his relationship with the Chelsea fans.

Either way, I read today that he won't decide anything before after the WC.
[/quote]

Gonna be impressed by Sammy Lee is he?

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39174.msg1111865#msg1111865 date=1275549533]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39174.msg1111855#msg1111855 date=1275549106]
Most Chelsea fans reckon Cole will sign for us, as he won't go to Spurs or the Arse because of his relationship with the Chelsea fans.

Either way, I read today that he won't decide anything before after the WC.
[/quote]

Gonna be impressed by Sammy Lee is he?
[/quote]
Sammy Lee is NOT, I repeat NOT, going to be our next manager.

 

[Hansern]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39174.msg1111865#msg1111865 date=1275549533]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39174.msg1111855#msg1111855 date=1275549106]
Most Chelsea fans reckon Cole will sign for us, as he won't go to Spurs or the Arse because of his relationship with the Chelsea fans.

Either way, I read today that he won't decide anything before after the WC.
[/quote]

Gonna be impressed by Sammy Lee is he?
[/quote]

I'm guessing Sammy and Joe will get on just fine..

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=KHL link=topic=39174.msg1111870#msg1111870 date=1275549947]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39174.msg1111865#msg1111865 date=1275549533]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39174.msg1111855#msg1111855 date=1275549106]
Most Chelsea fans reckon Cole will sign for us, as he won't go to Spurs or the Arse because of his relationship with the Chelsea fans.

Either way, I read today that he won't decide anything before after the WC.
[/quote]

Gonna be impressed by Sammy Lee is he?
[/quote]
Sammy Lee is NOT, I repeat NOT, going to be our next manager.
[/quote]

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I'll get back to the drawing board then.

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39174.msg1111877#msg1111877 date=1275550066]
[quote author=KHL link=topic=39174.msg1111870#msg1111870 date=1275549947]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39174.msg1111865#msg1111865 date=1275549533]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=39174.msg1111855#msg1111855 date=1275549106]
Most Chelsea fans reckon Cole will sign for us, as he won't go to Spurs or the Arse because of his relationship with the Chelsea fans.

Either way, I read today that he won't decide anything before after the WC.
[/quote]

Gonna be impressed by Sammy Lee is he?
[/quote]
Sammy Lee is NOT, I repeat NOT, going to be our next manager.
[/quote]

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I'll get back to the drawing board then.
[/quote]
No probs mate any time.

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39174.msg1064515#msg1064515 date=1267793498]
WHEN YOU PUT CAPITALS IN A THREAD TITLE IT LEADS YOU TO BELIEVE SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT HAS HAPPENED.
[/quote]
SIGNIFICANT HAPPENED ALRIGHT.

PERFECT LEGIT BIG CAPITAL HEADING.

JOE COLE ROCKS!

 

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Haha good call khl

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=JimmyK link=topic=39174.msg1141162#msg1141162 date=1279898757]
Haha good call khl
[/quote]
Even the blind chicken stumbles upon a delicious corn whilst shouting....

Ancient Chinese-Danish saying

 

[manwithnoname]

I feel ashamed I was so rude about Joe Cole in this thread

Sorry Joe!

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39174.msg1141164#msg1141164 date=1279899361]
I feel ashamed I was so rude about Joe Cole in this thread

Sorry Joe!
[/quote]
Haha that's history mate and he was a Chav at the time... I'm sure you're all forgiven.

 

[peekay]

It would be nice if we could afford some training shorts for the lad

 

[robinhood]

What the fcuk is going on there?

 

[Peatcheo]

Cole has had that nightmare of going to work with no pants on!

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39174.msg1141164#msg1141164 date=1279899361]
I feel ashamed I was so rude about Joe Cole in this thread

Sorry Joe!
[/quote]he is a bit 'mongy' though. Imagine him clapping maniacally at the ice cream van shouting 'CHIPPY CHIPPPS'

 

[Frogfish]

[quote author=robinhood link=topic=39174.msg1141189#msg1141189 date=1279901683]
What the fcuk is going on there?
[/quote]

JC is modeling our new 'Latino' style short shorts.

 

[mark1975]

I'm guessing it's something to do with his groin (no shit Sherlock), probably about keeping it from overheating and getting injured.

Or maybe they just gave him a pair of Small Boys size by mistake ???

 

[mark1975]

Oh Christ, what have I done there...

*wormscanofeverywhere*

 

[DHSC]

*rings SCM's legal consultants*

 

[reuque]

Them Scouse thieves have wasted no time clearing Joe's place it seems. Poor the Joe having to goe training in his undies.

 

[DHSC]

Hodgson has banned strip poker during away games so the players got creative.

 

[Squiggles]

Joe Cole's carer has clearly neglected him.

 

[Modo]

[quote author=DHSC link=topic=39174.msg1141230#msg1141230 date=1279905398]

Hodgson has banned strip poker during away games so the players got creative.
[/quote]

Who loves short shorts?
Joe loves short shorts!!

 

[Modo]

Could Glen Johnson be one of the reasons Cole joined, I mean they go way back.
First West Ham then Chelsea and they're both chavs.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Could be, yeah.
They would have been at the WC together too.
You would think that if they know each other that long at have worked together they would know each other pretty well.