Stop coming in your undies about him you fucking bad quegs. Here's my brother's text:
I know they're all twats, but joe cole - joe cunting cole - he's a twat too far. I mean,ok he was a twat anyway, but surely any slight, shallow hope anyone might have had of ignoring that, well, getting himself sent off and missing a penno amidst a lot of otherwise unremarkable football in two games! He's joe twatting twat, and he's a twat, the twat.
I know they're all twats, but joe cole - joe cunting cole - he's a twat too far. I mean,ok he was a twat anyway, but surely any slight, shallow hope anyone might have had of ignoring that, well, getting himself sent off and missing a penno amidst a lot of otherwise unremarkable football in two games! He's joe twatting twat, and he's a twat, the twat.