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Joe Cole is fucking gash until proven otherwise

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Woland

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Stop coming in your undies about him you fucking bad quegs. Here's my brother's text:

I know they're all twats, but joe cole - joe cunting cole - he's a twat too far. I mean,ok he was a twat anyway, but surely any slight, shallow hope anyone might have had of ignoring that, well, getting himself sent off and missing a penno amidst a lot of otherwise unremarkable football in two games! He's joe twatting twat, and he's a twat, the twat.
 
I had an email on work from someone who post's on RAWK. They claim that Ngog is a better footballer than Cole and they base this on the fact ngog has scored 4 goals and cole hasn't scored any this season. Liam wait till you see it, it's a belter.
 
Joe Cole has started his career at Liverpool in a terrible fashion there's no denying that.
Hodgson stating that Aquilani is on the move means that we're back to square one for three premier league games. I guess it's two defensive players and Gerrard in midfield against City, WBA and Birmingham.

Cole was brought here to make a difference. He's guaranteed a starting place instead of Aquilani so he must produce the goods.
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=41515.msg1157785#msg1157785 date=1282261555]
Farky will LOVE this thread x
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Haha. I've never said I think Joe Cole is gash, and now that he's with us, I hope he gets a better run of luck than he's been having.

I guess I do agree with the "Stop coming in your undies about him you fucking bad quegs." Part.
 
i think he has shown some amazing touches during the games he has played..

a missed penalty and a shite Yellow card doesnt make him a bad player.
 
[quote author=Wilko link=topic=41515.msg1157777#msg1157777 date=1282259432]
What a shit thread. Fuck off.
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This
 
Compared to half our first team, Joe Cole is a fuking genius.... Maybe he picked the wrong club. I am unsire about that. Under Rafa he would have been gash. But there are still managers that think they can defend themselves to a decent result.
 
It was his pass to Babel that created the winner yesterday. Already an assist under his name.
 
pathetic thread to be honest.


He hasn't played badly in two games (well 135 minutes). A great little pass for Babel's winner yesterday. He's doing fine.
 
Great pass yesterday, but shouldn't have taken the penalty. You just knew he'd miss.

He looks like he's trying to much, he desperatly wants to impress at Anfield. Ones his shoulders drop and his natural game is back, he'll be one of our best players out there. No doubt.
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=41515.msg1157841#msg1157841 date=1282285315]
pathetic thread to be honest.


He hasn't played badly in two games (well 135 minutes). A great little pass for Babel's winner yesterday. He's doing fine.
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Exactly, new team, new city. Where are all these famous liverpool fans gone that get behind new plaers and managers alike and give them time! He'll work out great for us.
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41515.msg1157865#msg1157865 date=1282289886]
Great pass yesterday, but shouldn't have taken the penalty. You just knew he'd miss.

He looks like he's trying to much, he desperatly wants to impress at Anfield. Ones his shoulders drop and his natural game is back, he'll be one of our best players out there. No doubt.
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This
 
There's already signs of what he can do for us. With an attacking spine of SG Cole and Torres it is going to be great.
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41515.msg1157865#msg1157865 date=1282289886]
Great pass yesterday, but shouldn't have taken the penalty. You just knew he'd miss.

He looks like he's trying to much, he desperatly wants to impress at Anfield. Ones his shoulders drop and his natural game is back, he'll be one of our best players out there. No doubt.
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Yes, this is a problem..no doubt he'd be conscious of the Crouch-19 games no goals gag and is desperately trying to avoid it.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=41515.msg1157879#msg1157879 date=1282291379]
This thread is fucking gash until proven otherwise.
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Stands on stool.
Gives Sunny a high five.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41515.msg1157774#msg1157774 date=1282258832]
are you pissed, crump?
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Yeah I was absolutely bollocksed, and I don't really agree with the text... but it did make me chuckle.
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=41515.msg1157897#msg1157897 date=1282292028]
*stands on stool and gives Sunny a low five*
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hahahaha.

*same, but medium-five (at a stretch)*
 
3 games, 2 genuine assists, 1 red card and a missed penalty.

A mixed bag if I've ever seen one but since he won't be a regular penalty taker or a regular receiver of red cards I'm quite optimistic about Joe.
 
I was actually hoping Sunny'd come to London if drinkies were on..

I'd planned to pick a fight and hide behind him 8)
 
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