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Jesus, could we sign Navas?

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if we dont get him we should spend the money on buyin downing lots of speed, and maybe some roids for carroll, just to see him go on a chris benoit rage at old trafford
 
Thankfully, I suppose, Downing isn't the sort to actually take Speed. Carroll, on the other hand....
 
Fuck no, bollocks player. That clip was shite, who the fuck was that, some cross between Maroon 5 and Dido?

I fell asleep, dropped my laptop and smashed my face on the coffee table. Cunt.
 
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=46200.msg1368658#msg1368658 date=1311375367]
Fuck no, bollocks player. That clip was shite, who the fuck was that, some cross between Maroon 5 and Dido?

I fell asleep, dropped my laptop and smashed my face on the coffee table. Cunt.
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You're the sort that falls asleep during sex.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=46200.msg1368661#msg1368661 date=1311376145]
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=46200.msg1368658#msg1368658 date=1311375367]
Fuck no, bollocks player. That clip was shite, who the fuck was that, some cross between Maroon 5 and Dido?

I fell asleep, dropped my laptop and smashed my face on the coffee table. Cunt.
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You're the sort that falls asleep during sex.
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That's an underrated ability.
 
Would be a cracking addition but his homesickness could be a legitimate serious issue! Sevilla are getting raped for their wingers this summer. Capel just went to portugal!
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=46200.msg1368657#msg1368657 date=1311374596]
Him and Aqua can cry together.
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Give Aqua a Cornetto or two and he'll be fine.
 
He sorted out that home sickness and even went to the world cup with Spain. Bit of difference moving to another country and living there and travelling with his friends to a tournament.

PASS.
 
Why do the press do this to us???

We have already shot our bolt and we got Downing and all you cunts wanted him even at 20m!.... BOOOOOO.....

Navas is fucking tops as was Cazorla as was Mata..... Fucking DOWNing....

We wont sign anyone until we sell and even if they do they clearly won't be a quality as Jesus Navas as they are way too exciting and might actually excite the fans a bit for the new players we've bought.
 
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=46200.msg1368813#msg1368813 date=1311418469]
Why do the press do this to us???

We have already shot our bolt and we got Downing and all you cunts wanted him even at 20m!.... BOOOOOO.....

Navas is fucking tops as was Cazorla as was Mata..... Fucking DOWNing....

We wont sign anyone until we sell and even if they do they clearly won't be a quality as Jesus Navas as they are way too exciting and might actually excite the fans a bit for the new players we've bought.
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When we sell Jovaonovic, Poulson, Cole and Konchesky we'll have at least £100 to invest in new players.
 
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[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=46200.msg1368813#msg1368813 date=1311418469]
Why do the press do this to us???

We have already shot our bolt and we got Downing and all you cunts wanted him even at 20m!.... BOOOOOO.....

Navas is fucking tops as was Cazorla as was Mata..... Fucking DOWNing....

We wont sign anyone until we sell and even if they do they clearly won't be a quality as Jesus Navas as they are way too exciting and might actually excite the fans a bit for the new players we've bought.
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When we sell Jovaonovic, Poulson, Cole and Konchesky we'll have at least £100 to invest in new players.
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200M surely.... what with their silly silly wages.
 
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=46200.msg1368813#msg1368813 date=1311418469]
Why do the press do this to us???

We have already shot our bolt and we got Downing and all you cunts wanted him even at 20m!.... BOOOOOO.....

Navas is fucking tops as was Cazorla as was Mata..... Fucking DOWNing....

We wont sign anyone until we sell and even if they do they clearly won't be a quality as Jesus Navas as they are way too exciting and might actually excite the fans a bit for the new players we've bought.
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We might just get a marquee signing, if you realize that we had 50m from Torres and 20m from Standard, and 25m coming from Warrior soon Henry still hasn't had to put in much money from his own pocket. And I think we still have enough to get a 20m foreign player which is all it seems you want. You been too hysterical for awhile because of your own personal opinions on Downing. He's obviously much better than you think (cause even Poulsen is better than you rate Downing) but more importantly we now have a balanced attack with many different weapons
 
I'd love to have a player called Jesus at the club. We're lacking some spurious spirituality in the squad.
 
[quote author=Shelvey link=topic=46200.msg1368818#msg1368818 date=1311419128]
[quote author=Molbystwin link=topic=46200.msg1368813#msg1368813 date=1311418469]
Why do the press do this to us???

We have already shot our bolt and we got Downing and all you cunts wanted him even at 20m!.... BOOOOOO.....

Navas is fucking tops as was Cazorla as was Mata..... Fucking DOWNing....

We wont sign anyone until we sell and even if they do they clearly won't be a quality as Jesus Navas as they are way too exciting and might actually excite the fans a bit for the new players we've bought.
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We might just get a marquee signing, if you realize that we had 50m from Torres and 20m from Standard, and 25m coming from Warrior soon Henry still hasn't had to put in much money from his own pocket. And I think we still have enough to get a 20m foreign player which is all it seems you want. You been too hysterical for awhile because of your own personal opinions on Downing. He's obviously much better than you think (cause even Poulsen is better than you rate Downing) but more importantly we now have a balanced attack with many different weapons
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Delusional, especially reagrding accounting cash but also regarding Downing, if it wasn't obvious enough that Downing IS our *big* signing having spent nearly 30M on others... we wont get a marquee signing and you know it and if you didnt know it before well....

Please God you can thrown this post back in my face in the next month or so.
 
This would be the signing that would have me excited about the season ahead but I read about how he gets really homesick even when Spain are away, so fear he'd be one of the ones crying off after five minutes like Reyes
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=46200.msg1368843#msg1368843 date=1311420887]
I'd love to have a player called Jesus at the club. We're lacking some spurious spirituality in the squad.
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He wont be be good on crosses.
 
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[quote author=Buddha link=topic=46200.msg1368843#msg1368843 date=1311420887]
I'd love to have a player called Jesus at the club. We're lacking some spurious spirituality in the squad.
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He wont be be good on crosses.
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*winces*
 
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