Yes - apparently he's been wired up & ready to go for a good 3 months. There was a small panic early December, when a slip of the finger on the detonate button nearly caused an explosion that would have severely damaged Pickfords armpit .. but disaster was narrowly averted by a loose wireWhat's the movie where they surgically implant someone with explosives and explode them when they're in the right place?
This better be that
Yes - apparently he's been wired up & ready to go for a good 3 months. There was a small panic early December, when a slip of the finger on the detonate button nearly caused an explosion that would have severely damaged Pickfords armpit .. but disaster was narrowly averted by a loose wire
Yes but your way they can give him back in one piece
Surely they can't return him exploded.
"Origi has been sent back to Liverpool after his loan was cut short by explosion. The envelope is expected to arrive after the Bank Holiday"
They should have kept Lukaku.
You beat me to it. Presumably Sarri knows him from a few years ago (as he does Jorginho) and you’d think he by know knows the Premier League.Schevchenko, Torres, Eto'o, Pato, Falcao, Morata and now Higuain? When are they gonna learn.
Supposedly we"re scouting immobile. Incredible record in Italy, but no thanks
Because he's immobile?He's not going to move this window.
Too subtle for me then
Apparently we've bid £61 mill for an uncapped 19 year old Portuguese kid named Joao Felix who's currently playing for Benfica.
It's obviously bullshit.
Or Benfica are looking to sell.Looking a new contract is he?
Apparently we've bid £61 mill for an uncapped 19 year old Portuguese kid named Joao Felix who's currently playing for Benfica.
It's obviously bullshit.
He looks a bit like himHe might be the next Markovic
It's obviously bullshit.
Yeah it was €70 mill in the original story. Oh it's been rejected, never mind.I don't know about that... 61 million is a very specific number. It would be awfully difficult to make it up
He looks a bit like him
Schevchenko, Torres, Eto'o, Pato, Falcao, Morata and now Higuain? When are they gonna learn.
You cannot help but think like that when he has that name. Fuck me I hope we have nothing to do with this ... number one reason because he has that name.Because he's immobile?.....
Like many Italians they don't travel too well, however still better than the English.You cannot help but think like that when he has that name. Fuck me I hope we have nothing to do with this ... number one reason because he has that name.
And named it SusoIt's like Markovic and Pacheco had a Portuguese baby
It sounds like we won't have Brewster as an option at all this season. He just came back to full training, a schedule was planned for him to start building up to a reserve game (and that was a factor in Solanke being allowed to go), then something was deemed not quite right so he had a 'procedure'. It's a bit Kremlin-like with the info they're giving out on him - it's deliberately vague and late so as to keep the attention and pressure off him. Although he had this minor procedure recently he's back doing light training, but Klopp says he doesn't expect him to be ready before the summer. I presume what that really means is that they're being ultra-cautious and just waiting until all the tests come back positive repeatedly over a certain stretch of time, so maybe he will return sooner than expected, but it's all become quite mysterious. And it means we're pretty underwhelming in terms of our reserve forwards this season (like last season!).