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Schevchenko, Torres, Eto'o, Pato, Falcao, Morata and now Higuain? When are they gonna learn.
 
What's the movie where they surgically implant someone with explosives and explode them when they're in the right place?

This better be that
Yes - apparently he's been wired up & ready to go for a good 3 months. There was a small panic early December, when a slip of the finger on the detonate button nearly caused an explosion that would have severely damaged Pickfords armpit .. but disaster was narrowly averted by a loose wire
 
Yes - apparently he's been wired up & ready to go for a good 3 months. There was a small panic early December, when a slip of the finger on the detonate button nearly caused an explosion that would have severely damaged Pickfords armpit .. but disaster was narrowly averted by a loose wire

We need to get Moreno off bomb making duties
 
Schevchenko, Torres, Eto'o, Pato, Falcao, Morata and now Higuain? When are they gonna learn.
You beat me to it. Presumably Sarri knows him from a few years ago (as he does Jorginho) and you’d think he by know knows the Premier League.
 
Because he's immobile?


I'll see myself out..

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Apparently we've bid £61 mill for an uncapped 19 year old Portuguese kid named Joao Felix who's currently playing for Benfica.

It's obviously bullshit.
 
Apparently we've bid £61 mill for an uncapped 19 year old Portuguese kid named Joao Felix who's currently playing for Benfica.

It's obviously bullshit.

I see Portuguese bullshit machine still has a special affinity for LFC. Maybe they think we’re exotic or something.
 
It sounds like we won't have Brewster as an option at all this season. He just came back to full training, a schedule was planned for him to start building up to a reserve game (and that was a factor in Solanke being allowed to go), then something was deemed not quite right so he had a 'procedure'. It's a bit Kremlin-like with the info they're giving out on him - it's deliberately vague and late so as to keep the attention and pressure off him. Although he had this minor procedure recently he's back doing light training, but Klopp says he doesn't expect him to be ready before the summer. I presume what that really means is that they're being ultra-cautious and just waiting until all the tests come back positive repeatedly over a certain stretch of time, so maybe he will return sooner than expected, but it's all become quite mysterious. And it means we're pretty underwhelming in terms of our reserve forwards this season (like last season!).
 
You cannot help but think like that when he has that name. Fuck me I hope we have nothing to do with this ... number one reason because he has that name.
Like many Italians they don't travel too well, however still better than the English.
 
are we going to sign anyone ? - we need a creative midfielder. Surely Klopp is not going to fucking ignore this issue is he ? - Keita is not that very good.
 
It sounds like we won't have Brewster as an option at all this season. He just came back to full training, a schedule was planned for him to start building up to a reserve game (and that was a factor in Solanke being allowed to go), then something was deemed not quite right so he had a 'procedure'. It's a bit Kremlin-like with the info they're giving out on him - it's deliberately vague and late so as to keep the attention and pressure off him. Although he had this minor procedure recently he's back doing light training, but Klopp says he doesn't expect him to be ready before the summer. I presume what that really means is that they're being ultra-cautious and just waiting until all the tests come back positive repeatedly over a certain stretch of time, so maybe he will return sooner than expected, but it's all become quite mysterious. And it means we're pretty underwhelming in terms of our reserve forwards this season (like last season!).

Time to either buy or recall Wilson so
 
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