"It's complicated"? -- No it isn't, fuck off Barca - £113 Million bid rejected

[StevieM]

Sell him. Its a waste of time keeping him.

Sell him now and give FSG a big bonus for a job well done.

Sell him to PSG just to fuck Barca off

 

[Shadey]

I reckon he'll sell for how many pages this thread goes to plus add ons obviously, so far £116 million keep em coming.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Sell him. Its a waste of time keeping him.

Sell him now and give FSG a big bonus for a job well done.

Yeah, this is so obviously a FSG ruse. Coutinho is just a pawn in their plans to bleed the club dry.

 

[dantes]

Shakira's 40 mate and looking about 60. Demi is lovely!

She still looks as good as ever. This other girl looks like the waxwork replica of an unremarkable prostitute. And that's just facts.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Going to Brazil will be his outlet to going public, using the local media to highlight his being held in slavery.

 

[Jerry Laser]

He can team up with Diego Costa.... pair of melts

 

[Insignificance]

And he could consult his village about the next steps.

They call it favelas over there.. . Just thought we should be civilized.

 

[willby]

Sell him to PSG just to fuck Barca off

Interesting point.
If Coutihno is as good as we think he is, how come no other club besides Barca is bidding?

 

[Insignificance]

Interesting point.
If Coutihno is as good as we think he is, how come no other club besides Barca is bidding?

It's not strange at all. Kia the agent is looking for his chump of the Qatar money PSG paid Barca.

 

[rurikbird]

Going to Brazil will be his outlet to going public, using the local media to highlight his being held in slavery.

No doubt. Then he'll have one more thing to apologize/being fined for once he comes back.

 

[the count]

Dembele confirmed to Barca.
I see they were complaining earlier that Klopp and Dortmund were sharing information with each other on their bids for Dembele and Coutinho.
Boo fucking hoo

 

[Athens]

I've thought long and hard about this. I'm almost 100% certain that I would rather shag Shakira than Demi Rose.

 

[Skullflower]

Dembele confirmed to Barca.
I see they were complaining earlier that Klopp and Dortmund were sharing information with each other on their bids for Dembele and Coutinho.
Boo fucking hoo

can football clubs be diagnosed with sociopathy?

 

[HC]

6 goals and 13 assists in over 30 appearances costs you £100m and addons !?

I know hes 20 but boy, talk about some pressure. Im sure there will loads of happy fans if he gets similar this season..

 

[Modo]

Watch Dortmund promote a kid from their B team who's just as good. Money in the bag.
Or worst case, they buy some unknown German to replace him for 1/10 of what they got.

 

[Woland]

I've thought long and hard about this. I'm almost 100% certain that I would rather shag Shakira than Demi Rose.

I respect your decision, but put yourself in Pique's shoes. He's already banged every which way and I'm guessing he's sick of her bullshit.

 

[jimmy]

can football clubs be diagnosed with sociopathy?

Yep.
It's called Barcelonitis.

 

[jimmy]

I've thought long and hard about this. I'm almost 100% certain that I would rather shag Shakira than Demi Rose.

Good luck, mate!

 

[Oncy]

I respect your decision, but put yourself in Pique's shoes. He's already banged every which way and I'm guessing he's sick of her bullshit.

100% by now the thought of riding her makes him gag.

 

[jimmy]

I respect your decision, but put yourself in Pique's shoes. He's already banged every which way and I'm guessing he's sick of her bullshit.

Is that why he wants Coutinho? [emoji23]

 

[Skullflower]

is dembele that good? like, would we get away with saying coutinho should be costing more than him if they come back with bids?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Shakira for me. Not by much though.

I'd take Demi Rose as a close second.

Both of them are ten times better than that Jessica Biel who justin timberlake inexplicably married. He must have serious eye problems.

 

[King Binny]

is dembele that good? like, would we get away with saying coutinho should be costing more than him if they come back with bids?

In 2003, Dortmund took a loan form Bayern and was on the brink of bankruptcy 12 yrs ago (2005) - quite a turn around

 

[Oncy]

Jessica Beil is lush. That ass!

 

[Oncy]

 

[Oncy]

 

[Oncy]

Yeah Uuuugh!!!

 

[willby]

Sky sports reporting Barca have agreed a fee of up to £110m for Dembelle

http://m.bbc.com/sport/football/41044659
96 mil upfront according to BBC sports. Totally eclipses the rumoured 14m upfront offered for Coutihno, wtf.

 

[Modo]

So, is he refusing to play for us in the CL or is it bull?
In that case we can just refuse to pay him. Breach of contract and so on.