If there's any Justice in the World? Lemar to be our Man?

[moron]

I reckon we think the window closes tonight.

I think so too - I think your cock is a MASSIVE distraction for the LFC Board, and Manager.

 

[Oliver Twist]

I think so too - I think your cock is a MASSIVE distraction for the LFC Board, and Manager.

I laughed.

 

[Esoteric]

Man, we pull this one off and I'll be getting my stinking bishop out.

 

[rurikbird]

I still suspect that signing Lemar will mean Coutinho is off. So I'm not sure whether to root for it or against.

 

[Dreambeliever]

to be frank , I think Moreno becoming half competent is the biggest win from the summer

Don't be silly, 2 games proves nothing.
And if you were gonna use that logic he's still miles behind the improvement in TAA, Salah, Manes return, Firminos improvement.

Moreno is still Fucking rubbish

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hmmm cheese puns eh?

If don't sign him I'll be blue.

If we do sigh him and he's shite he'll be grilled by the Kop, if he's boss he'all melt the hearts of female fans everywhere and Moran the Super Gay

 

[Dreambeliever]

Also imagine if he became the best player ever, we could claim to have stolen the best GOAT cheese in France

 

[StevieM]

Dreamie.... you need to be banned from puns.

You're brutal.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Dreamie.... you need to be banned from puns.

You're brutal.

and I think this is Stevie being polite!

 

[gene hughes]

I prefer Dreamy's puns. He cleverly strips away the linguistic ingenuity and oneupmanship, the sense of mischief, the impressive bravura as poster after poster tries to be ever more clever and resourceful, and of course the latent irony in the whole thing. He leaves us bereft, we read his words and see the entire sphere of punnery infected with his anarchic nihilism and we are reduced. We see ourselves for what we really are: internet mates of Dreamy.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

briehave

 

[reuque]

I prefer Dreamy's puns. He cleverly strips away the linguistic ingenuity and oneupmanship, the sense of mischief, the impressive bravura as poster after poster tries to be ever more clever and resourceful, and of course the latent irony in the whole thing. He leaves us bereft, we read his words and see the entire sphere of punnery infected with his anarchic nihilism and we are reduced. We see ourselves for what we really are: internet mates of Dreamy.

If SCM were to ever close down, I'd like for the new site to be called Internet Mates of Dreamy.

 

[Oncy]

I prefer Dreamy's puns. He cleverly strips away the linguistic ingenuity and oneupmanship, the sense of mischief, the impressive bravura as poster after poster tries to be ever more clever and resourceful, and of course the latent irony in the whole thing. He leaves us bereft, we read his words and see the entire sphere of punnery infected with his anarchic nihilism and we are reduced. We see ourselves for what we really are: internet mates of Dreamy.

Brutalism

 

[TheFasterBlade]

So brutal I Camembert it

 

[Farkmaster]

It's a worse sentence than it is a pun.

I keep trying to dissect it, and failing.

I mean, why would he be stolen? How does best modify greatest? And most importantly of all, what makes a human being a cheese?

 

[moron]

I prefer Dreamy's puns. He cleverly strips away the linguistic ingenuity and oneupmanship, the sense of mischief, the impressive bravura as poster after poster tries to be ever more clever and resourceful, and of course the latent irony in the whole thing. He leaves us bereft, we read his words and see the entire sphere of punnery infected with his anarchic nihilism and we are reduced. We see ourselves for what we really are: internet mates of Dreamy.

Love this post. Indeed Dreamy is a bit of a Clark Kent for this site. Likes to see the good in every Liverpool player and performance. Even the absolute shit ones we all hated.

 

[Hansern]

I still suspect that signing Lemar will mean Coutinho is off. So I'm not sure whether to root for it or against.

Agreed. It might be the best case scenario long term though but I find it hard to sell the little shite.

 

[Mystic]

 

[tombrown]

goat

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Tucking back your balls and dick, then bending over thus resembling the back of a goat...according to the rules of the game, the person who looks gets 4 kicks in the ass. For more info. on the game, watch the movie "Waiting...".

 

[Oncy]

Theres a lot of homoerotiscism around here these days.

I for one dont fucking like it.

*Goes back to watching top gun*

 

[Jack D Rips]

Theres a lot of homoerotiscism around here these days.

I for one dont fucking like it.

*Goes back to watching top gun*

Second this.

 

[HC]

This dead ?

 

[doctor_mac]

Well, the player has said he wants to come and Monaco surely wouldn't have permitted us to do a medical at the international camp if a deal was absolutely impossible. Must still have legs.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Well, the player has said he wants to come and Monaco surely wouldn't have permitted us to do a medical at the international camp if a deal was absolutely impossible. Must still have legs.

 

[HC]

Well, the player has said he wants to come and Monaco surely wouldn't have permitted us to do a medical at the international camp if a deal was absolutely impossible. Must still have legs.

Hes had a medical ? I get why given he's playing tonight for France but was this actually confirmed ?

 

[Glen C]

Well, the player has said he wants to come and Monaco surely wouldn't have permitted us to do a medical at the international camp if a deal was absolutely impossible. Must still have legs.

He hasn't had a medical. Our staff are on standby for if we can agree a fee.

 

[Halmeister]

Nothing earth shattering, but been told we're still in for this but we've probably left it too late. Things will have to go a bit mental in final few hours for this to get done. Not looking likely.

 

[Hansern]

Le 10 Sport and Acu Fut reckon a deal for Lemar to LFC is close and should be done in time.

 

[Der Alte]

Nothing earth shattering, but been told we're still in for this but we've probably left it too late. Things will have to go a bit mental in final few hours for this to get done. Not looking likely.

Yeah not looking likely but then again Monaco could just be trying to get a few more million by leaving it as late as possible.

 

[Oncy]

Yeah not looking likely but then again Monaco could just be trying to get a few more million by leaving it as late as possible.

Thats what im clinging too.
That both them and Saints will sell but pushing for an extra few millions.