I wanNaby (Under the sea in an Octopus's Garden in the Shade) - Deal Confirmed

[LeTallecWiz]

Instead of biting, he's tackling like a madman.
TUESDAY it is @doctor_mac

 

[FoxForceFive]

Imjustgonnamakeitup.net just reported that Keita said "I'm gonna break the legs of this entire side until you let me go to Liverpool, fuckers" when walking off the training pitch.

 

[doctor_mac]

A vibration in one of the interdimensional strings is telling me Thursday may be key. Hang in there guys.

 

[doctor_mac]

Did anyone notice there was blokey cheering and general hilarity when yer man flew into him. He was wound up because they're clearly giving him a hard time. This is working to our favour, no doubt.

 

[singred]

Pretty sure Naby would love to join them,I remember Origi ever mention in an interview Gini being the funniest guy in the team.

 

[gkmacca]

Supposedly a video of the tackle on Keita that got him wound up:

FSG have just apologised for the tackle and have promised it won't happen again.

 

[Markeh]

Looks like he's stinking the place out anyway, doesn't look like a happy camp

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[737Max]

Fuck off that's not real RedNinja???

 

[reuque]

Leipzig are milking this to the max!

 

[737Max]

If he still moves after all of this then this will be the greatest transfer saga of all time

 

[King Binny]

 

[Frogfish]

The control, skill and strength on the ball before he was fouled is pretty decent.
decent touch before he fouled the other guy but he ran into his team mate and lost space..bit of a shitty challenge though, but can't imagine it's got much to do with pushing a transfer through..stuff like that happens in most training pitches I'm sure.

it was excellent.

However what are you all missing ? I've watched that 10 times (plus or minus 5 times) and it wasn't a tackle at all, Keita actually got to the ball first and the other guy went over his leg. So WTF was his coach on about ' a Red Card' tackle ?! Weird.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[doctor_mac]

 

[Halmeister]

Pack up your shit, he's not going anywhere.

 

[jan]

He's signing tomorrow, it's been confirmed.

 

[Mystic]

Interesting

 

[Halmeister]

Way to hedge your bets, Ben. It'll be onto a new target.

 

[Atlas]

That's his journalist training shining through there.
I can categorically confirm that Liverpool will sign keita or buy a different player.

 

[Markeh]

Interesting

What was the initial tweet then?

 

[Mystic]

What was the initial tweet then?

Big things happening this week.

 

[HC]

It's not happening.

VVD will be a Liverpool player , Keita will not

 

[The Nomad]

That's his journalist training shining through there.
I can categorically confirm that Liverpool will sign keita or buy a different player.

I read it as, "Tomorrow we may or may not find out more about any Keita move. They may decide to keep with the keita move or perhaps move on to another target, or we may not find out tomorrow after all. But fuck.. I know shit all, someone please retweet and like my tweet. Please?"

 

[the count]

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Liverpool have submitted a new €83m bid for Naby Keita [BILD]

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yirsss. Bild is pretty reliable.

How much is 83m € in real money?

Edit: 74.18m that's a pretty big chunk of cash.

 

[Mystic]

Bang on £75m ain't it?

 

[jimmy]

Yirsss. Bild is pretty reliable.

How much is 83m € in real money?

Isn't Bitcoin today's "real money"? [emoji6]

 

[doctor_mac]

Bang on £75m ain't it?

Exactly the amount the Firm said we had bid all along....

 

[FoxForceFive]

Isn't Bitcoin today's "real money"? [emoji6]

I prefer monero myself, completely untraceable. If I had money to invest in cryptocurrency that would be where I put every penny.