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Honeymoon's over, go to America (and ha ha fuck you Bepe)

Rouge Penguin

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Afternoon all, Penguin in the hizzow!

Finally decided to wake up and sort myself out. Flew back yesterday from Honeymoon and fuck me was it a great time.

NYC. One of the best places i've visited. Shopping is great, night life is great, Portion Control isnt a phrase that used there and there is no attitude people think the place is famous for. The city is a must do for everyone.

Vegas. Oh, My, God. The place is crackers. Hotel complex's just don't end, Caesers Palace take about 10 minutes to walk past. It's also a must do, in terms of betting We even came away about even, but its a great place to visit to see the weird and the high rollers spunking 10k in one hit.

LA. Santa monica is the plums. Think baywatch. Funnily, once we'd landed and got the rental car, you have to drive through Inglewood to get the freeway from the rental office. Thats fun. We also stayed in a hotel full of Hollywood wannabee's, yes they reall are a shallow as you think they're going to be. Still, the hotel bar was a hang out for the local celebs. Made a bit of a fuck up though, we were crossing the street after the Whoever and whoever make a porno premier, and get caught up in a Pap storm of Cameras for a celeb getting coffee and going to the after party at our hotel. Didnt recognise him, and thought fuck this lets just go back, and as we cross the road, his security detail stop traffic and and start crossing, just as we'd stepped out. so we're getting snapped with him and he disappears into the party and i ask one of the Paps who it was. Anyone know, cause i would have said hello if i'd have fucking known.

Guess who?

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Flight home, we were upgraded on the plane. Got on in Economy, first moved to a row of 4 seats on there own, in between the crew moving us and getting there, Bepe from eastenders (michael greco) snuck in to get some shut eye. The flight crew then booted him out so we could sit there, and 5 minutes later said they'd found us seats up front. See ya Bepe! Then we were filled with Champagne, couldn't drink any more wine of spirits and had a great food.

In short, I want to move to Santa Monica and The States isnt a bad as everyone (mostly the types who probably haven't been) make out.


So, what have i missed?
 
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