Manchester United defender Patrice Evra has ridiculed calls for the second leg of France's World Cup play-off against the Republic of Ireland to be replayed by offering a rematch on his Playstation.
And Evra lashed out at French fans for criticising Thierry Henry following his handball in the build-up to William Gallas' decisive goal, claiming that they should be erecting a statue for his France team-mate.
The Football Association of Ireland were forced to admit defeat in their efforts to have the match replayed today.
And Evra insisted it was always a ludicrous idea.
He told L'Equipe: "In football there are injustices all the time. Titi (Henry) doesn't deserve this. Leave him be.
"Who made the mistake? The referee.
"When I think that certain politicians want to replay the match... They don't even know if the ball is round or oval and they would be the first to come and drink champagne in South Africa.
"The replay, I'll do it when you want on a Playstation."
FIFA yesterday ruled out a replay and France will take their place in next summer's finals while Ireland will remain at home, the victims of what they believe has been a gross miscarriage of justice.
A statement from FAI chief executive John Delaney read: "We regret that, despite our best efforts for a replay which would have restored the integrity of the game in front of a worldwide audience, our calls appear to have fallen on deaf ears at the French Football Federation.
"Without doubt, the credibility of fair play has been damaged by this incident in front of a worldwide audience.
"Despite our deep disappointment, we thank our players, the wonderful Irish fans and the Irish public at large for their support, as well as the solidarity of the French people.
"We will continue to call on FIFA to take action to ensure that such damaging examples of cheating are not allowed to recur."
Henry has been roundly castigated at home and abroad but Evra leapt to the defence of the under-fire France captain.
"We're arguing about Henry? We should build a statue for him," he added.
"That the world press destroys Henry, fine, no worries. But that we, in France, do it, that's impossible. It must stop.
"If Titi had cancelled out the goal by going to see the referee and we had lost, it would have been the same people who would have talked about his ego.
"Frankly, if he had done this, I would have told him 'Titi, you have betrayed us.'
"This handball, it's an instinctive gesture. What sportsman can look at himself in the mirror and pretend that it could not happen to him? Who would have gone to see the referee to tell him?
"These people are hypocrites. We're going to South Africa, that's all."
France's dismal performance in the play-off has given Raymond Domenech's critics more ammunition.
Many feel that if Les Bleus are to have any chance of success in South Africa Domenech has to go, following a poor Euro 2008 showing and a disappointing World Cup qualifying campaign.
The French Football Federation have confirmed the under-pressure coach will still be in charge next summer, a decision Evra applauds.
"We weren't good, we passed really close to a catastrophe," he said. "But we stuck to our guns.
"I will not sing, but I'm not ashamed.
"They always create stories around us. That is good, it builds up character in us.
"People invent stories because they have something against our coach. But hit! Hit! That makes him stronger. He will break the record for longevity on the bench of the France team