I know it might be Stockholm Syndrome (Modo pun intended) but I'm not sure if I'd wanna be in the race for Sanchez right now.
Have you seen the cunt lately? Half the Arse players don't even want to pass to him, never mind celebrate his goals. He thinks he's Lovren or something. And you know he's only going to get wherever he goes and then force a move to China or some shit in 18 months, after whichever hand chopper offer has paid over a hundred million quid to see him strop about.
Yes, he's a brilliant player, but is there a bigger cunt in football right now? Apart from Maureen obv? And anyone who plays for PSG, they don't count.