Gray and Keys caught out

[Woland]

[quote author=themn link=topic=43778.msg1264588#msg1264588 date=1296132286]
"@RedLFCBlood: Andy Gray when signing for wolves in 1980. "I'd like to finish my career at molineux...... "
[/quote]

Hahahaha.

When asked if this was the lowest point in his career he answered 'I used to play for Everton'

 

[Frogfish]

[quote author=themn link=topic=43778.msg1264588#msg1264588 date=1296132286]
"@RedLFCBlood: Andy Gray when signing for wolves in 1980. "I'd like to finish my career at molineux...... "
[/quote]

Ha ha ha - careful what you wish for Andy :laugh:

 

[Cerberus]

Fifa 11 is brilliant, it's so realistic.The commentary is second to none. I was playing the other night and my girlfriend brought me in a cup of tea and Andy Gray roared "get the fuck back in the kitchen where you belong you cunt!"

 

[themn]

Arf !

 

[Sunny]

I think we should take the current sexism on telly row as an advantageous opportunity to start a campaign remove the most sexist program around. Loose Women. That'll fuck up your daytime telly girls won't it ? More time to clean the house then. Win win.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Someone was talking about that at work. Apparently they just boo or something when the word 'men' is mentioned?

What's the point of the programme? And do people seriously watch it?

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43778.msg1265065#msg1265065 date=1296164605]
Someone was talking about that at work. Apparently they just boo or something when the word 'men' is mentioned?

What's the point of the programme? And do people seriously watch it?
[/quote]Who cares? Fuck em.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Quite

 

[Judge Jules]

I care actually, not about the programme but about some of the assumptions behind it. It annoys me that it's assumed women can slag us off, but we can't do it back. Bugger that for a laugh.

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=43778.msg1265067#msg1265067 date=1296164645]
Who cares? Fuck em.
[/quote]

 

[SaintGeorge67]

The boots adverts seem fairly consistent with it.

Men are always shit incompetent cunts on adverts it seems.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43778.msg1265072#msg1265072 date=1296164885]
The boots adverts seem fairly consistent with it.

Men are always shit incompetent cunts on adverts it seems.
[/quote]OH DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT 'Here comes the girls' FUCKING SHIT.

 

[Judge Jules]

I wouldn't mind if it was a free-for-all, but too many people - of either sex - seem to think it OK, even PC, to talk about men in ways which would never be tolerated if aimed at women.

They also seem to give women a free pass for hitting blokes, and there's no way I'd stand for THAT if it ever happened to me. First slap - warning. Second slap - you get yours, lady. There will not be a third.

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=43778.msg1265076#msg1265076 date=1296165143]
I wouldn't mind so much if it was a free-for-all, but too many people - of either sex - seem to think it OK, even PC, to talk about men in ways which would never be tolerated if aimed at women.

They also seem to give women a free pass for hitting blokes, and there's no way I'd stand for THAT if it ever happened to me. First slap - warning. Second slap - you get yours, lady. There will not be a third.
[/quote]

I'd take the first slap and feint a stumble. Then I'd bounce off the wall flying across the room and flooring her with a running clothesline. Whilst she's down I'd deal the pain with a Boston Crab merging into a half Nelson. Whilst she's still dazed I'd get up on the couch and then finish it with a flying elbow drop.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Sweet chin music. It's spontaneous so they'll never see it coming. If you miss you're badly exposed though.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Although at 5'3" I don't think I'll be delivering sweet chin music on sunny any time soon 😉

 

[Halmeister]

You're constantly talking about Sweet Chin Music, George. If I weren't such a HBK fanatic I'd hit you with one, which is kind of ironic.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Has there ever been a double sweet chin music?

 

[Halmeister]

Michaels and Marty Janetty used to do it in tandem when they were in The Rockers, but it wasn't a finisher.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

I mean two people hitting each other at the same time?

 

[Halmeister]

Oh ha, I don't know. Doubt it. I know Chris Jericho Sweet Chinned Michaels, though.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43778.msg1265099#msg1265099 date=1296167127]
I mean two people hitting each other at the same time?
[/quote]You mean like Rocky and Apollo Creed at the end of ROcky II?

 

[SaintGeorge67]

I thought Rocky just fell over through fatigue? Didn't notice AC get a pop in... Fair play to the lad if he did.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=43778.msg1265115#msg1265115 date=1296167818]
I thought Rocky just fell over through fatigue? Didn't notice AC get a pop in... Fair play to the lad if he did.
[/quote]HAHAHAHAHA Brilliant post.

 

[Spionkop69]

Sky apologise for all the sexism from their football correspondents.

And next on Soccer AM, its this week's soccerette.....

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=43778.msg1265119#msg1265119 date=1296167984]
Sky apologise for all the sexism from their football correspondents.

And next on Soccer AM, its this week's soccerette.....
[/quote]

SoccerAm's biggest sexist scandal is that they've managed to morph Helen Whatsherface successfuly into a fully grown MAN over the last 10 fucking years. She looks more and more like Les Daniels every bloody week.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Fucking hell, you're right. She really does.

 

[Spionkop69]

Its the cropped haircut that's done it.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Assuming you mean dennis

 

[Ryan]

That's the one.