A nurse I know told me today about a recent clinic at the local hospital where she was assisting the specialist doing bladder examinations. Apparently, after an anaesthetic gel is applied to the todger, a tube is passed up it (AAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!!!!) with a minute camera inside which enables the specialist to have a look around the inside of the bladder for any abnormalities.
Anyway, it seems this one patient was lying there on the table with nothing on from the waist down. The doctor was Chinese and he and the aforesaid nurse were chatting about Chinese horoscopes and comparing notes on their respective horoscope signs, when up pipes Happy Harry on the table with: "In the circumstances, am I allowed to mention I'm a Horse?" (a boast he was apparently entitled to make BTW).
Kudos.
Anyway, it seems this one patient was lying there on the table with nothing on from the waist down. The doctor was Chinese and he and the aforesaid nurse were chatting about Chinese horoscopes and comparing notes on their respective horoscope signs, when up pipes Happy Harry on the table with: "In the circumstances, am I allowed to mention I'm a Horse?" (a boast he was apparently entitled to make BTW).
Kudos.