I love it when people say we shouldn't sign south American footy players cos they'll leave.
Signing players for 28m (Coutinho) & 23m (Suarez) before selling them a few years later for MASSIVE profit after they've given us so much magic on the pitch & only really not supplied trophies too because of who they were surrounded by, is remarkably good in business terms, & pretty damn good in terms of football too.
Sure, it hurts when that 10/10 absolute stunner of a bird fucks you off, but let's face it, eventually she'd realise she was out of your league, & in the meantime you got to fuck that every fucking night, you wouldn't want to never pull a stunner again just cos at some point she will almost certainly fuck off. It's madness.
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